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|04-24-2005, 11:33 AM||#1|
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Sunday morning sermon
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his
Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of
The third worm was put into a jar of
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good
At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you
learn from this demonstration?
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and
said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have
I still say the four basic food groups are caffeine, nicotine, sugar & grease!
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|04-24-2005, 08:03 PM||#3|
*Admin Tech Staff*
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: SW MS
Re: Sunday morning sermon
I have a cartoon on my refrigerator that lists the four basic food groups:
canned, frozen, carry-out, and delivery
My Second protects your First
"I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man,
but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony