Sunday morning sermon - The Firearms Forum

Mesen · 04-24-2005, 11:33 AM

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his
Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of

cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of

chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of good

clean soil.

At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the

following results

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you

learn from this demonstration?

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and

said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have
worms!"

I still say the four basic food groups are caffeine, nicotine, sugar & grease!

see ya
Bree

SixTGunr · 04-24-2005, 12:42 PM

I concur .....

Six

SouthernMoss · 04-24-2005, 08:03 PM

Good one!

I have a cartoon on my refrigerator that lists the four basic food groups:
canned, frozen, carry-out, and delivery

04-24-2005, 11:33 AM	#1
Mesen Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: BFE,mo Posts: 1,229	Sunday morning sermon A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead. Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead. Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration? A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" I still say the four basic food groups are caffeine, nicotine, sugar & grease! see ya Bree __________________ Leading the way for freedom, our veterans will not be forgotten! www.ladiesauxvfw.com -->

04-24-2005, 12:42 PM	#2
SixTGunr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Southwest Missouri Posts: 1,541	Re: Sunday morning sermon I concur ..... Six __________________

04-24-2005, 08:03 PM	#3
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: Sunday morning sermon Good one! I have a cartoon on my refrigerator that lists the four basic food groups: canned, frozen, carry-out, and delivery __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony