Cops and the mother in law
My wife, son and i were walking around town the other day when we saw my wife's mother drive by in her bio-diesel Mercedes, and she had every cop in town following her.(five in all). They followed her down central to the stop sign and all turned with her as she headed west on hwy 42. We finished our walk, and my wife immediately called her mother to ask her what had happened.
she responded " that always happens when we get our oil from the donut shop"
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