New Supermarket . . . - The Firearms Forum

mrkirker · 03-30-2009, 08:44 AM

A new supermarket has opened down the road from my house. It's really nice, with broad well-lit isles, super clean floors, and huge freezers stocked with plenty of goodies. It's got all the 'latest and greatest' to intice us into spending our hard-earned dollars within it's doors:

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the sent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there.

artabr · 03-31-2009, 04:45 AM

I can understand your reasoning on that.

Art

FTK87 · 03-31-2009, 06:37 AM

ampaterry · 03-31-2009, 09:05 AM

Me neither!

AL MOUNT · 03-31-2009, 09:36 AM

Dude..... I would definitely avoid the bean isle too....

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mrkirker · 03-31-2009, 09:58 AM

"Oops, already 'bean' there!"

Mr. Nameless · 03-31-2009, 07:39 PM

bad pun right there ^

Big ugly · 03-31-2009, 10:52 PM

I dont live to far from Halls as a matter of fact I was lookin into movin out to Rifle Rage Rd recently.

ampaterry · 04-01-2009, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Nameless

bad pun right there ^

Indeed -
Bean puns are too much.
Folks just string you along, wax eloquint, act sub-lima until they make you black with depression, red with anger or green from nausia.
They must be northerners.
It could only be worse if they are in the navy and drive a pinto.

AL MOUNT · 04-01-2009, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ampaterry

Indeed -
Bean puns are too much.
Folks just string you along, wax eloquint, act sub-lima until they make you black with depression,
red with anger or green from nausia.
They must be northerners.

It could only be worse if they are in the navy and drive a pinto.

DING, DING, DING.....

We have a winner for best/worst pun.

Give this man a cupie doll........

03-30-2009, 08:44 AM	#1
mrkirker Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,067	New Supermarket . . . A new supermarket has opened down the road from my house. It's really nice, with broad well-lit isles, super clean floors, and huge freezers stocked with plenty of goodies. It's got all the 'latest and greatest' to intice us into spending our hard-earned dollars within it's doors: It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the sent of fresh mown hay. In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies. I don't buy toilet paper there. __________________ *I don't know if dogs have a heaven, but there will be dogs in mine.* -->

03-31-2009, 04:45 AM	#2
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: New Supermarket . . . I can understand your reasoning on that. Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!

03-31-2009, 06:37 AM	#3
FTK87 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chouteau, Oklahoma Posts: 481	Re: New Supermarket . . . lol

03-31-2009, 09:05 AM	#4
ampaterry TFF Admin Staff Chaplain Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: West Tennessee Contributor Posts: 6,287	Re: New Supermarket . . . Me neither! __________________ A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders. Larry Elder

03-31-2009, 09:36 AM	#5
AL MOUNT Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Cleaning my Thompson in The Foothills of the Ozark Mountains Posts: 3,108	Re: New Supermarket . . . Dude..... I would definitely avoid the bean isle too.... ......................................................................................... __________________ 501st Parachute Infantry Regiment 101st Airborne Division Vietnam 67-68

03-31-2009, 09:58 AM	#6
mrkirker Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,067	Re: New Supermarket . . . "Oops, already 'bean' there!" __________________ *I don't know if dogs have a heaven, but there will be dogs in mine.*

03-31-2009, 07:39 PM	#7
Mr. Nameless Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Coast of N.C. Posts: 1,264	Re: New Supermarket . . . bad pun right there ^ __________________ Signed ~BMP Two classifications of terrorist dead and not dead enough

03-31-2009, 10:52 PM	#8
Big ugly Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Knoxville Tennessee Contributor Posts: 2,603	Re: New Supermarket . . . I dont live to far from Halls as a matter of fact I was lookin into movin out to Rifle Rage Rd recently. __________________ "You say the Devil made do it with a smile. Raisin' hell and howlin at the moon. Well I'm gonna put your @$$ back in line. I'm gonna scare the Devil out of you." BlackBerry Smoke Song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R513dA4peMg Nothing is "proof" against a truly talented fool. Swanshot