A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for
some "Polish Sausage." The clerk looked at him and asked "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says," Well, yes I am.
But let me ask you something. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask
me if I was German?
Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if
I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would Ya?"
The clerk says, "Well no"
"And if I asked you for some Irish whiskey, would
you ask me if I was Irish?
What about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I
"Well, I probably wouldn't,"
With self-indignation, the guy says, "Well, all
right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish Sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."