A Marine goes to the post office to apply for a job
The interviewer asks him,Have you been in the service?
Yes,he says.I was in the active Marine Corps for three years.
The interviewer says,'That will give you extra points toward employment'
and then asks,Are you disabled in any way?
The Marine says
Yes 100% A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off
The interviewer tells the Marine
OK, I can hire you right now
The hours are from8:00AM to 5:00PM.
You can start tomorrow.Come in at 10:00AM'
The Marine is puzzled and says,'If the hours are from8:00AM to 5:00PM
Then why do you want me to come in at 10:00AM?
the interviewer says
"This is a government job"
For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that !
Be who you are & say what you will,
Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter.
I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.