FRANK, AT YOUR SERVICE BLONDIE!!!!!

[rooter]

27-year-old blonde decides to try horseback riding for the first time.

With no lessons, nor prior experience, she mounts the horse
unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops
along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide
from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a
firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but
she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along,
seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away
from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is
now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is
struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments
away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.....

Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

And you thought all they did was say Hello.

[doug66]

Now that's funny

[Insulation Tim]

BINGO