NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER. - The Firearms Forum

AL MOUNT · 03-30-2010, 08:17 AM

HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

Brian invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but
notice how beautiful Brian's roommate Jennifer was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer,
and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact
she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered,
'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying,
'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.
So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house,
I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.
But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer,
I'M not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer.
But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed,
she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY:

NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER.

wpage · 03-30-2010, 06:21 PM

Dont ever mess with Mother...

todd51 · 03-30-2010, 07:34 PM

Great one.

topper · 03-31-2010, 09:53 AM

gotchcha!

carver · 03-31-2010, 10:41 AM

It's called Wisdom!

03-30-2010, 08:17 AM	#1
AL MOUNT Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Cleaning my Thompson in The Foothills of the Ozark Mountains Posts: 3,134	NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER. HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate Jennifer was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.' About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you? Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mom, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read: Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'M not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom LESSON OF THE DAY: NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER. __________________ 501st Parachute Infantry Regiment 101st Airborne Division Vietnam 67-68 -->

03-30-2010, 06:21 PM	#2
wpage Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,471	Re: NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER. Dont ever mess with Mother... __________________ "You shall recieve power" Acts 1:8 W

03-30-2010, 07:34 PM	#3
todd51 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Central, Ohio Contributor Posts: 2,595	Re: NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER. Great one. __________________ Retired Praefectus Vigilum NRA Endowment Member

03-31-2010, 09:53 AM	#4
topper Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: deep in the woods Posts: 748	Re: NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER. gotchcha!

03-31-2010, 10:41 AM	#5
carver TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of East Texas, just west of Shreveport, LA Contributor Posts: 11,555	Re: NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER. It's called Wisdom! __________________ Y'all be safe now, ya hear! Lamentations Chapter 5: 1. Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2. Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3. We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. 5. Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. 16. The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! 21. Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old.