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04-19-2006, 10:34 AM
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Fortune Teller
A woman goes to visit a fortune-teller. In a dark and hazy room,
peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, the woman stares at the fortuneteller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortuneteller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question: "Will I be found guilty?"  
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04-19-2006, 10:39 AM
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Re: Fortune Teller
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04-19-2006, 10:41 AM
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Re: Fortune Teller
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04-19-2006, 11:54 AM
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Re: Fortune Teller
Now, that's a twist!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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04-19-2006, 12:04 PM
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Re: Fortune Teller
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04-19-2006, 09:35 PM
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Re: Fortune Teller
poor guy
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