Mother of all Jihadist jokes - The Firearms Forum

EddieS1967 · 10-02-2010, 12:38 PM

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.
The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.
''This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.'' ''Yes, I remember him as a baby'' says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though" the mother confides.
"Oh, so sad dear'' says the other.
''And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.'' ''Oh, I remember him,'' the other woman says happily, ''he had such curly hair when he was born.''
''He's a martyr too'' says the mother quietly. ''Oh, gracious me . . . '' says the other. ''And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18'', she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, ''I remember when he first started school''. ''He's a martyr also,'' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . . . . . .

"They blow up so fast, don't they ?"

The_Rifleman · 10-03-2010, 05:27 AM

LOL!
...
I mean, "That's terrible!"

wpage · 10-07-2010, 06:46 PM

Love it!

Marlin T · 10-07-2010, 07:29 PM

oh shhhhhhhhhhhoot thats funny!!!!!!!!

10-02-2010, 12:38 PM	#1
EddieS1967 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Location:Location: Posts: 304	Mother of all Jihadist jokes Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing. ''This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.'' ''Yes, I remember him as a baby'' says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though" the mother confides. "Oh, so sad dear'' says the other. ''And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.'' ''Oh, I remember him,'' the other woman says happily, ''he had such curly hair when he was born.'' ''He's a martyr too'' says the mother quietly. ''Oh, gracious me . . . '' says the other. ''And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18'', she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, ''I remember when he first started school''. ''He's a martyr also,'' says the mother, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . . . . . . "They blow up so fast, don't they ?" __________________ "First at Bethel, Farthest at Gettysburg & Chickamauga, and Last at Appomattox." ___________________________________________________________________________ "Cheer Up!!! It's only going to get worse!!! -->

10-03-2010, 05:27 AM	#2
The_Rifleman Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Ohio Posts: 872	Re: Mother of all Jihadist jokes LOL! ... I mean, "That's terrible!" __________________ Debate isn't "uncivil" behavior. Pointing out illogical reasoning is a legitimate counter argument. That is the problem with internet forum mods, they rarely understand what constitutes legitimate, honest and civil debate. They reward the trolls and annoy the people genuinely trying communicate. I don't really like this place anyway, have fun with your power trip. ...nuff said.

10-07-2010, 06:46 PM	#3
wpage Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,471	Re: Mother of all Jihadist jokes Love it! __________________ "You shall recieve power" Acts 1:8 W

10-07-2010, 07:29 PM	#4
Marlin T Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Mexico Posts: 7,857	Re: Mother of all Jihadist jokes oh shhhhhhhhhhhoot thats funny!!!!!!!! __________________ "But the simple truth--born of experience--is that tyranny thrives best where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people." Judge Alex Kozinski - United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government. - Thomas Paine Did you read todays GOOD shooting? >>>KEEPANDBEARARMS.COM <<<