The Senility Plan?

Misterstan
Moderator
Posts: 740
(11/12/01 1:58:21 pm)
| Del All
The Senility Plan?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered

1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

3. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

5. All reports are in, life is now officially unfair.

6. If all is not lost, where is it?

7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

8. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.

9. I wish the buck stopped here, I sure could use a few...

10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

16. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.

17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm there after.

19. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU BEFORE OR NOT!

Misterstan


Tac401
Administrator
Posts: 1450
(11/12/01 3:32:34 pm)
| Del
ezSupporter
Re: The Senility Plan?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sounds familiar to me Stan lol!

JD
The Firearms Forum Vietnam Memories Bulletin Board Contact Administrator

Winter11
Moderator
Posts: 407
(11/12/01 5:25:37 pm)
| Del
Re: The Senility Plan?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

OH MAN ---- LMAO....

THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!



HAHAHAHAHA - GOOD ONES!!!

nighthawk
Moderator
Posts: 542
(11/12/01 6:01:44 pm)
| Del Re: The Senility Plan?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mr. Stan,,, I would comment on your post,,,but I forgot what it was,,,,,,


stan H ,, nighthawk

TShooters
V.I.P. Member
Posts: 704
(11/12/01 7:56:34 pm)
| Del
Re: The Senility Plan?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Good one, MisterStan!

Now...what did I come in here for????


Sharon

Remf
Moderator
Posts: 341
(11/12/01 8:24:27 pm)
| Del The Senility Plan?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I'm tired of being the hydrant.......When's my turn to be the dog?

homer4
Moderator
Posts: 1739
(11/13/01 11:00:53 am)
| Del
ezSupporter
funnies
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Very good Stan. I liked them all.
Yours too Phil and that would be a good change Huh!?

Remf
Moderator
Posts: 344
(11/13/01 1:09:38 pm)
| Del Re: funnies
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Heh, heh