Job Satisfaction Therapy - The Firearms Forum

artabr · 06-01-2009, 09:38 AM

Repeat after me ----------------

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I WILL NOT ---------------------------------------------

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about my job---------------------------------------------

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EVER AGAIN!!

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Tony22-250 · 06-01-2009, 09:51 AM

I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB EVER AGAIN!!!

Trouble 45-70 · 06-01-2009, 10:47 AM

Neither me...

kutaho · 06-01-2009, 12:08 PM

Don't cough, Don't cough

artabr · 06-01-2009, 12:36 PM

Is human suppository a resume enhancer?

Talk about a bad time for a pachyderm poot.

Art

Tony22-250 · 06-01-2009, 12:58 PM

Just thought of something funny. what if the guy farted....

Insulation Tim · 06-01-2009, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Tony22-250

Just thought of something funny. what if the guy farted....

What happens if the elephant farted?? Human Canonball

4EvrLearning · 06-01-2009, 04:57 PM

And "I" repeat (for at least the 4th time here at TFF)......"What is it with men and that particular bodily function???" I'll never understand! lol

(Art..... you crack me up!)

kutaho · 06-01-2009, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 4EvrLearning

And "I" repeat (for at least the 4th time here at TFF)......"What is it with men and that particular bodily function???" I'll never understand! lol

(Art..... you crack me up!)

It's the function that 'binds'

Insulation Tim · 06-01-2009, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by 4EvrLearning

And "I" repeat (for at least the 4th time here at TFF)......"What is it with men and that particular bodily function???" I'll never understand! lol

(Art..... you crack me up!)

Mating call ??????

artabr · 06-01-2009, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Insulation Tim

What happens if the elephant farted?? Human Canonball

fmacsin1 · 06-01-2009, 07:16 PM

If the guy/gal is also a parttime man/woman of the "cloth" it gives a "hole" new meaning for "Holy Sh--!"

cycloneman · 06-01-2009, 08:11 PM

I dont know what is up that elephant's *** but i hope it's worth it. Id let the damn thing die.

4EvrLearning · 06-02-2009, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Insulation Tim

Mating call ??????

Please accept my condolences on behalf of your wife....

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kutaho: It's the function that 'binds'

hmmm....I'm gonna go with "ignorance is bliss" on this one...

JUNKKING · 06-02-2009, 04:01 AM

I read an article once about an elephant trainer that gave his constipated elephant a laxative and when the elephant finally let loose the trainer was way to close and was bombed by a lot of dookie and actually suffocated to his death. I think I would have to pas on that job!

artabr · 06-02-2009, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by JUNKKING

I read an article once about an elephant trainer that gave his constipated elephant a laxative and when the elephant finally let loose the trainer was way to close and was bombed by a lot of dookie and actually suffocated to his death. I think I would have to pas on that job!

I remember hearing about this.

Art

ampaterry · 06-03-2009, 07:34 AM

I notice a hose running up there too -
Bringing air to the guy?
That means he is in there for too long to just hold his breath?

Good grief, I do hope he is getting hazardous duty pay.

FJF0311 · 06-03-2009, 06:48 PM

Probably one of the few people on earth hoping to get Alzheimer's when he retires !

4EvrLearning · 06-03-2009, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by FJF0311

Probably one of the few people on earth hoping to get Alzheimer's when he retires !

LOL! (not laughing at Alzheimer's, but rather the concept...)

Suwannee Tim · 06-03-2009, 09:06 PM

We had a "Terrible Job" contest run by some radio station here in Jax sometime ago. They halted the contest and awarded the Grand Prize to one of my co-workers when he called in. His first job with the company, cleaning the condoms off the bar screens in the sewage transmission pump plants. Yuck.

06-01-2009, 09:38 AM	#1
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Job Satisfaction Therapy Repeat after me ---------------- ------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------- I WILL NOT --------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------- complain -------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------- about my job--------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------- EVER AGAIN!! . Attached Images __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!! -->

06-01-2009, 09:51 AM	#2
Tony22-250 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Snellville, GA Posts: 1,146	Re: Job Satisfaction Therapy I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB EVER AGAIN!!! __________________ Bullets change governments far surer than votes. The most powerful weapon you can buy isn't a .50 caliber. It's a Senate Seat.... "When injustice becomes law, then resistance becomes duty." Thomas Jefferson

06-01-2009, 10:47 AM	#3
Trouble 45-70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NE Ar. W. of Black River Contributor Posts: 2,703	Re: Job Satisfaction Therapy Neither me...

06-01-2009, 12:08 PM	#4
kutaho Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Peoples Republic of the Pacific Northwest Posts: 1,852	Re: Job Satisfaction Therapy Don't cough, Don't cough __________________ No man stands in the same river twice If all else fails grab a rock Mi Taku oyasin

06-01-2009, 12:36 PM	#5
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: Job Satisfaction Therapy Is human suppository a resume enhancer? Talk about a bad time for a pachyderm poot. Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!

06-01-2009, 12:58 PM	#6
Tony22-250 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Snellville, GA Posts: 1,146	Re: Job Satisfaction Therapy Just thought of something funny. what if the guy farted.... __________________ Bullets change governments far surer than votes. The most powerful weapon you can buy isn't a .50 caliber. It's a Senate Seat.... "When injustice becomes law, then resistance becomes duty." Thomas Jefferson

06-01-2009, 04:57 PM	#8
4EvrLearning Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Left Coast Posts: 1,449	Re: Job Satisfaction Therapy And "I" repeat (for at least the 4th time here at TFF)......"What is it with men and that particular bodily function???" I'll never understand! lol (Art..... you crack me up!) __________________ *"Until God is finished with me, I am immortal." Jonathan Edwards, American Theologian (1703-1758)* Last edited by 4EvrLearning; 06-01-2009 at 05:00 PM..

06-01-2009, 07:16 PM	#12
fmacsin1 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Moosehead Lake, Maine Posts: 433	Re: Job Satisfaction Therapy If the guy/gal is also a parttime man/woman of the "cloth" it gives a "hole" new meaning for "Holy Sh--!"

06-01-2009, 08:11 PM	#13
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,406	Re: Job Satisfaction Therapy I dont know what is up that elephant's *** but i hope it's worth it. Id let the damn thing die. __________________ Who are you going to serve today?

06-02-2009, 04:01 AM	#15
JUNKKING Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Just East of Pittsburgh PA Contributor Posts: 1,783	Re: Job Satisfaction Therapy I read an article once about an elephant trainer that gave his constipated elephant a laxative and when the elephant finally let loose the trainer was way to close and was bombed by a lot of dookie and actually suffocated to his death. I think I would have to pas on that job! __________________ Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and again!

06-03-2009, 07:34 AM	#17
ampaterry TFF Admin Staff Chaplain Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: West Tennessee Contributor Posts: 6,288	Re: Job Satisfaction Therapy I notice a hose running up there too - Bringing air to the guy? That means he is in there for too long to just hold his breath? Good grief, I do hope he is getting hazardous duty pay. __________________ A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders. Larry Elder

06-03-2009, 06:48 PM	#18
FJF0311 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Mt. Airy, MD Posts: 269	Re: Job Satisfaction Therapy Probably one of the few people on earth hoping to get Alzheimer's when he retires !

06-03-2009, 09:06 PM	#20
Suwannee Tim Registered User Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,227	Re: Job Satisfaction Therapy We had a "Terrible Job" contest run by some radio station here in Jax sometime ago. They halted the contest and awarded the Grand Prize to one of my co-workers when he called in. His first job with the company, cleaning the condoms off the bar screens in the sewage transmission pump plants. Yuck.