DON'T ASK......DON'T TELL. - The Firearms Forum

rooter · 02-09-2010, 02:54 AM

You think you have lived to be 76 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!

An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him...

She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes; Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports,
flew A-6 Attack aircraft in Vietnam, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds,
so I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon
as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about
naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes
me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked,
'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.

jack404 · 02-09-2010, 03:38 AM

Bugger you rooter

i just found out today i'm a terrorist and now i find out i'm a bloody lesbian too

whats next ??

i'm off to read Tom Clancy maybe i'll find out why i am a terrorist there

jack404 · 02-09-2010, 03:40 AM

double posted somehow, sorry

Zane71464 · 02-09-2010, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by jack404

Bugger you rooter

i just found out today i'm a terrorist and now i find out i'm a bloody lesbian too

whats next ??

i'm off to read Tom Clancy maybe i'll find out why i am a terrorist there

Hey Jack,
It's terrible being labeld as a terroist aint it! Heck, with all my bumper stickers and all my reading and watching Tom Clancy movies...I'm liable to be arrested today!
Never thought myself as a terroist!!!!
How does an ALL AMERICAN, LAW ABBIDING citizen such as myself get labled as a terroist...that's actually a scary thing it is, it is...to get labled as such from what such simple everyday things!

Zane71464 · 02-09-2010, 06:32 AM

Oh, and I'm now a lesbian as well...well that I could live with I think, over being a terroist!

jack404 · 02-09-2010, 06:49 AM

remember in the hitler days you where shot just for not agreeing with stuff that people where not allowed to know about

and you think we have it tough here!!!

at least i can abuse the government and just get a dirty look

as for being a lesbian

i may have to practice some of that a bit later

Jenetwing · 02-10-2010, 04:41 AM

And you can also meet many sexy & open-minded gay, lesbian, bisexual at (B i M i n g l e .c om) also couples who would love to explore life as this is the right life style you all love.

Farmerjon · 02-10-2010, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Jenetwing

And you can also meet many sexy & open-minded gay, lesbian, bisexual at (B i M i n g l e .c om) also couples who would love to explore life as this is the right life style you all love.

Oh the little troll hit on your use of the L word!!!!

That is one funny joke!! Didn't know I was a lesbian also!!!!!!

rooter · 02-13-2010, 03:33 AM

The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.

I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex.

It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said,

"I wanna watch."

jack404 · 02-13-2010, 04:14 AM

thank heavens for cheap key boards

either i'm gonna have to stop havin coffee when i read this stuff or stock up on keyboards

I wanna watch too.... shheeesh

02-09-2010, 02:54 AM	#1
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,341	DON'T ASK......DON'T TELL. You think you have lived to be 76 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell! An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him... She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes; Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew A-6 Attack aircraft in Vietnam, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian. __________________ -->

02-09-2010, 03:38 AM	#2
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: DON'T ASK......DON'T TELL. Bugger you rooter i just found out today i'm a terrorist and now i find out i'm a bloody lesbian too whats next ?? i'm off to read Tom Clancy maybe i'll find out why i am a terrorist there Last edited by jack404; 02-09-2010 at 03:42 AM..

02-09-2010, 03:40 AM	#3
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: DON'T ASK......DON'T TELL. double posted somehow, sorry Last edited by jack404; 02-09-2010 at 03:43 AM..

02-09-2010, 06:32 AM	#5
Zane71464 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Ohio NRA Member Contributor Posts: 5,415	Re: DON'T ASK......DON'T TELL. Oh, and I'm now a lesbian as well...well that I could live with I think, over being a terroist! __________________ Two Words; "Simple Man", song by Charlie Daniels sums up my thoughts on a "few things"!

02-09-2010, 06:49 AM	#6
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: DON'T ASK......DON'T TELL. remember in the hitler days you where shot just for not agreeing with stuff that people where not allowed to know about and you think we have it tough here!!! at least i can abuse the government and just get a dirty look as for being a lesbian i may have to practice some of that a bit later

02-10-2010, 04:41 AM	#7
Jenetwing Former Guest Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 0	Re: DON'T ASK......DON'T TELL. And you can also meet many sexy & open-minded gay, lesbian, bisexual at (B i M i n g l e .c om) also couples who would love to explore life as this is the right life style you all love.

02-13-2010, 03:33 AM	#9
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,341	Re: DON'T ASK......DON'T TELL. The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch." __________________

02-13-2010, 04:14 AM	#10
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: DON'T ASK......DON'T TELL. thank heavens for cheap key boards either i'm gonna have to stop havin coffee when i read this stuff or stock up on keyboards I wanna watch too.... shheeesh