Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady
At the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her
Hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a
Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment
Grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks:
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker
Telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith. The midget."
"A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, 1785