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Mrs. Smith went to the Doctor's office to
collect her husband's test results.
The receptionist said, "I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your husband to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, the news is either bad or terrible." Mrs. Smith asked, "What do you mean?" The receptionist replied, "Well, one Mr. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer's disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which is your husband." Mrs. Smith cried, "That's terrible! What am I supposed to do now?" The receptionist answered, "The doctor recommends that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him!"
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04-16-2005, 11:19 AM
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Re: Mrs. Smith went to the Doctor's office to
Very Funny!
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04-16-2005, 11:20 AM
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04-16-2005, 11:58 AM
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Re: Mrs. Smith went to the Doctor's office to
That would sure answer the question!!!!!
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04-17-2005, 05:25 AM
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Re: Mrs. Smith went to the Doctor's office to
Mith, I enjoyed this joke so much I copied and sent it around to my friends--I also posted it topside by error but deleted it when I discovered my foul-up. Also sent your story around to my friends about the Russkie pilots and their R&D procedures. Good Story!! Chief
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04-17-2005, 12:55 PM
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Re: Mrs. Smith went to the Doctor's office to
Thats a good-ern Mith ...
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