I may become RICH - The Firearms Forum

358 winchester · 11-01-2007, 06:28 AM

Drugs High as S*#t
Posted by Unpaid Intern on August 3 at 11:46 AM

posted by Jeff Kirby

Oh the ways people find to get high. Can’t afford to buy drugs? Don’t worry; you can make them yourself from your own poop. Put some dook in a plastic bottle and cap it off, leaving enough room for methane to gather, let it stew for a couple hours, then huff the gas that formed in the bottle. The drug is called Jenkem, invented by street children in Namibia who were too poor to afford sanitary drugs. Supposedly, the high is massively strong and hallucinogenic. Here is an account of a Jenkem trip:

So I was on Wikipedia the other day checking out the stuff on hallucinogens when I discovered a popular chemical in Africa called ‘Jenkem.’ After reading up on the Internet about some popular recipes, a few friends of mine decided to go and produce some of this potent hallucinogen. The first part of our journey involved a trip to the local sewage treatment plant, where we filled some empty coke bottles half-full with the potent sludge we found in the cleaning tanks.
We hid the bottles behind a bush, letting them ferment for a few hours while we went to smoke some marijuana. After about 4 hours of fermentation, we went to retrieve our putrid creations.

One at a time, we all inhaled the jenkem we had created. The odor was viscious, but my god it was worth it. What came after I cannot describe. A euphoric high, not unlike coccaine, but with strong hallucinations of times past — I saw dead relatives during my trip. It was almost magical.

The onset of jenkem is probably 10 seconds after inhalation, with the most severe hallucinations happening probably 20 minutes into the trip. Beware that if you try this wonderful substance that you’re going to be “out of it” for several hours after inhaling, and really it will take several days for you to fully recover. One of the downsides of jenkem is that you constantly have that taste of sewage in your breathing for several days after the fact.

After subsequent trips, there were a few characteristics we felt made for better trips with Jenkem. First off, if you visited the sewage treatment plant at around mid-day on a sunny day we found we got the best highs. Secondly, make sure you have someone nearby who is not high on the substance (believe me, once you’ve been introduced to it, you don’t want to not be high on it… so find someone who isn’t big into drugs to do this).

henry0reilly · 11-01-2007, 08:28 AM

OMGWTHBBQ?

I did a little digging on the topic, Snopes currently says "undertermined" but The BBC reported it as fact, as does Encylopedia Dramatica and Wikipedia.

So my big question is, how popular is this in the US prison system?

polishshooter · 11-01-2007, 08:39 AM

I dunno, what difference could there be between that and me after a long night of Beer and my neutron bomb Chicken Wings?

"It's not the SMELL that gets you as much as the BURNING in the EYES!"

Seriously, if ANYTHING makes me Thank my God that he brought me through the drug-crazed 70s and 80s without an addiction its this...

I mean, it's bad ENOUGH we have whacked out on Meth addicts getting busted at 3:00am towing stolen leaking tanks of liquid fertilizer chained to the bumper of their rusty 1978 Buicks down main street to their "No-tell Motel" "factory, NOW we have to post armed guards so they don't steal our raw SEWAGE????

How LOW can it GO???

Lilly · 11-01-2007, 09:23 AM

Belive me, I'd have to be absolutely nutzo DESPERETE CRAVING a high, to huff poo poo fumes!
Ugh, gross, but no doubt in use or at least tried!
Lilly

Pistolenschutze · 11-01-2007, 12:12 PM

Ron, I heard that 'gator poo works even better!

That might account for why all those Floridians living on the Pan Handle are so strange.

polishshooter · 11-01-2007, 01:31 PM

Now, Lilly, forgive me, but your answer sounds a little Hillary Clintonesque...

Are you actually citing the conditions when you WOULD try it?

Just joking, I gotcha...

(I THINK...

)

358 winchester · 11-01-2007, 04:32 PM

One snort of my crock pot pintos second hand fart and they would be high for a couple of days
I could be rich in three months. are as soon as the word got out or should I say gas got out.

There are some really sick people in this world.

Bill DeShivs · 11-01-2007, 08:13 PM

At least the druggies won't rob you so they can buy their "sh*t." They can just make their own!

Bruce FLinch · 11-01-2007, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill DeShivs

At least the druggies won't rob you so they can buy their "sh*t." They can just make their own!

Good Idea! Let's set up Poo Bars for Dopers.

358 winchester · 11-01-2007, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bruce FLinch

Good Idea! Let's set up Poo Bars for Dopers.

I can just see that now the government will be taxing us now every time we go number two, just in case we try to sell it to the drug happy libs.
Poo Bars on every corner

glocknut · 11-01-2007, 08:55 PM

Ok...this explains everything!!!!! My shack is 8'x12' and i had the weirdest dreams until i built an outside air exchange system using a little walmart air purifier.... the dreams dissappeared.
My old shack up in the quarry was the same way only worse!!! I used to have a main room of 12x15 but a bedroom of 6x8 and i had some of the strangest dreams you could ever imagine!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone remember my post about the female gorilla ??

So, i'm quite the prolific farter and with these small rooms i have been intoxificating myself with my own fumes. And here i thougt it was just oxygen deprivation...

Just to give y'all some idea of how bad my fumes are... a couple of years ago i used the bathroom in the office here at 3am...i flushed but didn't run the fan. I assumed the stench would clear out by 8am. I was wrong. Gerold our office manager was searching for a dead mouse until about 11am until Fred got the idea to call me in the quarry to ask if i had left an "odor" in the office? I was laughing so hard i could barely talk. They were not amused....

But i was !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Digestion problems make for some nasty smells to say the least.....

mike
gn

dcd_enterprises · 11-01-2007, 08:58 PM

Just when you think you've heard everything...

glocknut · 11-01-2007, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dcd_enterprises

Just when you think you've heard everything...

DcD... do a "seach" for my posts and read clear back to the my beginning.

The effects should be on par with that swill those guys are getting high on...

mike
gn

polishshooter · 11-01-2007, 09:49 PM

You know, I just might right now have figgered something out that's always bothered me...

Mike's handle is "Glocknut?" And he has a history of getting High on Poo fumes?

Wink-wink-Nudge-nudge, Say no more, say no MORE!!!!

I WONDERED what got them boys all twisted in their panties over Plastic guns, now we KNOW!!

Pistolenschutze · 11-02-2007, 12:25 AM

Well, Polish, at least Glockers isn't crazy enough to go around armed with an obsolete Eastern Bloc, 9mm pistol loaded with hard ball. By the way, how's that Nagant revolver working out for you as a CCW Polish?

Lilly · 11-02-2007, 08:53 AM

Ok....enough for you Polish !!....

Hillary, me not!!

Winchester...you are sooo funny!

Can you imagine the cops confisticating the contents of all our septic systems??!!
Or having to turn in our daily contributions at a drop off point? Or for me every other day...hehe UGhhhhhhhhhhh
Huge piles of human waste being burned?! (like mary jane's demise)
What would they do with the diapers in the world? Babies arrested for making dope/poop!
LOL....I'm googling "Jenkem".....this can't be for real
Lilly

358 winchester · 11-02-2007, 09:30 AM

Lilly sad to say it is real the Ind. Police are having serious problems with it and are sending out fliers to explain it to the local police.

BTW can you just hear the dating ( pick up line) scenario in in a few months
"Hey baby you looking good, want to snort some poop fumes at my place?"

polishshooter · 11-02-2007, 09:57 AM

And I am having flashbacks to college, remembering "Crazy Marty" stumbling out of a room with that low hanging fragrant blue cloud kinda following him around again.....

Brings a WHOLE 'nother interpretation to what he would say after bouncing off a wall or two trying to walk down the hall and we would ask him if he was going to make it....

"Naw, Man, I'll be OK, it was just some really good SH!T!"

henry0reilly · 11-02-2007, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lilly

LOL....I'm googling "Jenkem".....this can't be for real
Lilly

See my post above for the snopes link and others.

Pistolenschutze · 11-02-2007, 05:11 PM

Now someone will try to distill down the chemicals to pill form and a new illegal drug will be born. Maybe they will call it "methampoopamine."

glocknut · 11-02-2007, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pistolenschutze

Now someone will try to distill down the chemicals to pill form and a new illegal drug will be born. Maybe they will call it "methampoopamine."

If the donor were taking decongestants...i guess you really could call it that?!!!

The drug companies are marketing those decongestants with a "reformulated" variation of anphetamine? in them....well, i get yer
REFORMULATED stuff right here !!!!!!!!!!!

mike
gn

cec · 11-02-2007, 06:53 PM

I cannot believe we are having this crappy conversation.

It shows that we are going down the toilet as a society.

We need to flush out these users so we can wipe out this problem.

Some one had to go there.

glocknut · 11-02-2007, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cec

I cannot believe we are having this crappy conversation.

It shows that we are going down the toilet as a society.

We need to flush out these users so we can wipe out this problem.

Some one had to go there.

Oh come on...

This place would be boring without Ron and I.....

LOL

mike
gn

glocknut · 11-02-2007, 08:13 PM

PS

What i'm in absolute disbelief about is that we are having all these potty humor posts and i didn't even have to take the effort to start them....nor the heat for doing it either.

I'm in heaven !!!!!!!!!!!!!

mike
gn

Bill DeShivs · 11-02-2007, 09:53 PM

Crack heads, meth heads, pot heads, and sh*t heads!
Or would they be called sh*t sniffers?

11-01-2007, 06:28 AM	#1
358 winchester TFF Admin Staff Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pensacola Fl. area Posts: 7,335	I may become RICH Drugs High as S*#t Posted by Unpaid Intern on August 3 at 11:46 AM posted by Jeff Kirby Oh the ways people find to get high. Can’t afford to buy drugs? Don’t worry; you can make them yourself from your own poop. Put some dook in a plastic bottle and cap it off, leaving enough room for methane to gather, let it stew for a couple hours, then huff the gas that formed in the bottle. The drug is called Jenkem, invented by street children in Namibia who were too poor to afford sanitary drugs. Supposedly, the high is massively strong and hallucinogenic. Here is an account of a Jenkem trip: So I was on Wikipedia the other day checking out the stuff on hallucinogens when I discovered a popular chemical in Africa called ‘Jenkem.’ After reading up on the Internet about some popular recipes, a few friends of mine decided to go and produce some of this potent hallucinogen. The first part of our journey involved a trip to the local sewage treatment plant, where we filled some empty coke bottles half-full with the potent sludge we found in the cleaning tanks. We hid the bottles behind a bush, letting them ferment for a few hours while we went to smoke some marijuana. After about 4 hours of fermentation, we went to retrieve our putrid creations. One at a time, we all inhaled the jenkem we had created. The odor was viscious, but my god it was worth it. What came after I cannot describe. A euphoric high, not unlike coccaine, but with strong hallucinations of times past — I saw dead relatives during my trip. It was almost magical. The onset of jenkem is probably 10 seconds after inhalation, with the most severe hallucinations happening probably 20 minutes into the trip. Beware that if you try this wonderful substance that you’re going to be “out of it” for several hours after inhaling, and really it will take several days for you to fully recover. One of the downsides of jenkem is that you constantly have that taste of sewage in your breathing for several days after the fact. After subsequent trips, there were a few characteristics we felt made for better trips with Jenkem. First off, if you visited the sewage treatment plant at around mid-day on a sunny day we found we got the best highs. Secondly, make sure you have someone nearby who is not high on the substance (believe me, once you’ve been introduced to it, you don’t want to not be high on it… so find someone who isn’t big into drugs to do this). __________________ Administrator & Owner RangeDay.com Proud, White, Heterosexual, Gun Owning, Southern American, Christian. Any question about where I stand? -->

11-01-2007, 08:28 AM	#2
henry0reilly Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Indiana Posts: 553	Don't count on it, Ron... OMGWTHBBQ? I did a little digging on the topic, Snopes currently says "undertermined" but The BBC reported it as fact, as does Encylopedia Dramatica and Wikipedia. So my big question is, how popular is this in the US prison system? __________________ The only Thing necessary for Evil to Triumph is that Good Men do Nothing. Recruit someone for the NRA today!

11-01-2007, 08:39 AM	#3
polishshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Indiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: I may become RICH I dunno, what difference could there be between that and me after a long night of Beer and my neutron bomb Chicken Wings? "It's not the SMELL that gets you as much as the BURNING in the EYES!" Seriously, if ANYTHING makes me Thank my God that he brought me through the drug-crazed 70s and 80s without an addiction its this... I mean, it's bad ENOUGH we have whacked out on Meth addicts getting busted at 3:00am towing stolen leaking tanks of liquid fertilizer chained to the bumper of their rusty 1978 Buicks down main street to their "No-tell Motel" "factory, NOW we have to post armed guards so they don't steal our raw SEWAGE???? How LOW can it GO??? __________________ The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.

11-01-2007, 09:23 AM	#4
Lilly V.I.P. Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Central Lower , Michigan Posts: 279	Re: I may become RICH Belive me, I'd have to be absolutely nutzo DESPERETE CRAVING a high, to huff poo poo fumes! Ugh, gross, but no doubt in use or at least tried! Lilly

11-01-2007, 12:12 PM	#5
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: I may become RICH Ron, I heard that 'gator poo works even better! That might account for why all those Floridians living on the Pan Handle are so strange. __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)

11-01-2007, 01:31 PM	#6
polishshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Indiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: I may become RICH Now, Lilly, forgive me, but your answer sounds a little Hillary Clintonesque... Are you actually citing the conditions when you WOULD try it? Just joking, I gotcha... (I THINK...) __________________ The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.

11-01-2007, 04:32 PM	#7
358 winchester TFF Admin Staff Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pensacola Fl. area Posts: 7,335	Re: I may become RICH One snort of my crock pot pintos second hand fart and they would be high for a couple of days I could be rich in three months. are as soon as the word got out or should I say gas got out. There are some really sick people in this world. __________________ Administrator & Owner RangeDay.com Proud, White, Heterosexual, Gun Owning, Southern American, Christian. Any question about where I stand?

11-01-2007, 08:13 PM	#8
Bill DeShivs Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Contributor Posts: 1,467	Re: I may become RICH At least the druggies won't rob you so they can buy their "sh*t." They can just make their own! __________________ Bill DeShivs www.billdeshivs.com

11-01-2007, 08:55 PM	#11
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Re: I may become RICH Ok...this explains everything!!!!! My shack is 8'x12' and i had the weirdest dreams until i built an outside air exchange system using a little walmart air purifier.... the dreams dissappeared. My old shack up in the quarry was the same way only worse!!! I used to have a main room of 12x15 but a bedroom of 6x8 and i had some of the strangest dreams you could ever imagine!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone remember my post about the female gorilla ?? So, i'm quite the prolific farter and with these small rooms i have been intoxificating myself with my own fumes. And here i thougt it was just oxygen deprivation... Just to give y'all some idea of how bad my fumes are... a couple of years ago i used the bathroom in the office here at 3am...i flushed but didn't run the fan. I assumed the stench would clear out by 8am. I was wrong. Gerold our office manager was searching for a dead mouse until about 11am until Fred got the idea to call me in the quarry to ask if i had left an "odor" in the office? I was laughing so hard i could barely talk. They were not amused.... But i was !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Digestion problems make for some nasty smells to say the least..... mike gn __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone.... Last edited by glocknut; 11-01-2007 at 08:56 PM..

11-01-2007, 08:58 PM	#12
dcd_enterprises Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wheatland, Iowa Posts: 1,313	Re: I may become RICH Just when you think you've heard everything...

11-01-2007, 09:49 PM	#14
polishshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Indiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: I may become RICH You know, I just might right now have figgered something out that's always bothered me... Mike's handle is "Glocknut?" And he has a history of getting High on Poo fumes? Wink-wink-Nudge-nudge, Say no more, say no MORE!!!! I WONDERED what got them boys all twisted in their panties over Plastic guns, now we KNOW!! __________________ The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.

11-02-2007, 12:25 AM	#15
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: I may become RICH Well, Polish, at least Glockers isn't crazy enough to go around armed with an obsolete Eastern Bloc, 9mm pistol loaded with hard ball. By the way, how's that Nagant revolver working out for you as a CCW Polish? __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)

11-02-2007, 08:53 AM	#16
Lilly V.I.P. Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Central Lower , Michigan Posts: 279	Re: I may become RICH Ok....enough for you Polish !!.... Hillary, me not!! Winchester...you are sooo funny! Can you imagine the cops confisticating the contents of all our septic systems??!! Or having to turn in our daily contributions at a drop off point? Or for me every other day...hehe UGhhhhhhhhhhh Huge piles of human waste being burned?! (like mary jane's demise) What would they do with the diapers in the world? Babies arrested for making dope/poop! LOL....I'm googling "Jenkem".....this can't be for real Lilly

11-02-2007, 09:30 AM	#17
358 winchester TFF Admin Staff Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pensacola Fl. area Posts: 7,335	Re: I may become RICH Lilly sad to say it is real the Ind. Police are having serious problems with it and are sending out fliers to explain it to the local police. BTW can you just hear the dating ( pick up line) scenario in in a few months "Hey baby you looking good, want to snort some poop fumes at my place?" __________________ Administrator & Owner RangeDay.com Proud, White, Heterosexual, Gun Owning, Southern American, Christian. Any question about where I stand?

11-02-2007, 09:57 AM	#18
polishshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Indiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: I may become RICH And I am having flashbacks to college, remembering "Crazy Marty" stumbling out of a room with that low hanging fragrant blue cloud kinda following him around again..... Brings a WHOLE 'nother interpretation to what he would say after bouncing off a wall or two trying to walk down the hall and we would ask him if he was going to make it.... "Naw, Man, I'll be OK, it was just some really good SH!T!" __________________ The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.

11-02-2007, 05:11 PM	#20
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: I may become RICH Now someone will try to distill down the chemicals to pill form and a new illegal drug will be born. Maybe they will call it "methampoopamine." __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)

11-02-2007, 06:53 PM	#22
cec Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 501	Re: I may become RICH I cannot believe we are having this crappy conversation. It shows that we are going down the toilet as a society. We need to flush out these users so we can wipe out this problem. Some one had to go there. __________________ Carpe Jugulum When asked why I wanted my CCW, I was tempted to say "Fishing".

11-02-2007, 08:13 PM	#24
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Re: I may become RICH PS What i'm in absolute disbelief about is that we are having all these potty humor posts and i didn't even have to take the effort to start them....nor the heat for doing it either. I'm in heaven !!!!!!!!!!!!! mike gn __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone....

11-02-2007, 09:53 PM	#25
Bill DeShivs Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Contributor Posts: 1,467	Re: I may become RICH Crack heads, meth heads, pot heads, and sht heads! Or would they be called sht sniffers? __________________ Bill DeShivs www.billdeshivs.com