Mature Lady Drivers - The Firearms Forum

Pixcutter · 05-12-2010, 04:25 AM

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers
please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk. Want to see?

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle..

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me you had stolen the car and murdered
the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Don't Mess with Mature Ladies If you want to brighten someone's day, pass this on to someone you know.

dianalv · 05-12-2010, 09:37 AM

Over forty is older woman? Hmph! According to Mrs. Brodie, that's a woman's prime.

bmpeele · 05-12-2010, 03:42 PM

Anyone know if this would actauly work?

wpage · 05-12-2010, 04:46 PM

Hope my wife doesnt read this...

05-12-2010, 04:25 AM	#1
Pixcutter Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 42	Mature Lady Drivers A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk. Want to see? The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me you had stolen the car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. Don't Mess with Mature Ladies If you want to brighten someone's day, pass this on to someone you know. __________________ "Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors...and miss!" Robert A. Heinlein "You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once." Robert A. Heinlein *GET OUT AND VOTE AND TAKE SOMEONE WITH YOU!* -->

05-12-2010, 09:37 AM	#2
dianalv Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 1,160	Re: Mature Lady Drivers Over forty is older woman? Hmph! According to Mrs. Brodie, that's a woman's prime.

05-12-2010, 03:42 PM	#3
bmpeele V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: The grand old state of North Carolina Posts: 492	Re: Mature Lady Drivers Anyone know if this would actauly work? __________________ It's not the size, it's the placement of the bullet.

05-12-2010, 04:46 PM	#4
wpage Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,471	Re: Mature Lady Drivers Hope my wife doesnt read this... __________________ "You shall recieve power" Acts 1:8 W