Re: your momma is so....
Ok, I'll join in...
Your momma's so old, when God said , "Let there be light" she was there to flip the switch.
Your momma's so fat, she plays pool with the planets.
Your momma's so poor, I went to her house and stepped on a burning cigarette, and she yelled at me for turning off the heat.
History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever.
Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges - Cicero
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen. - Samuel Adams