Musings - The Firearms Forum

Bruce FLinch · 03-07-2006, 09:16 PM

May be a repeat, but interesting.

Subject: Musings
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> * I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed
> it.
> * I had amnesia once -- or twice.
> * I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
> * Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
> * All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
> * If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
> * What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
> * They told me I was gullible .. and I believed them.
> * Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he
> grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
> * Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
> * Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
> *What if there were no hypothetical questions?
> *The shampoo promised me extra body and I gained three pounds.
> *One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
> * When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look
> like a 20-penny nail.
> *A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
> * What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? Hmmmm?
> * My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
> * I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
> * The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
> * How can there be self-help "groups"?
> * Is there another word for synonym?
> * Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
> * The speed of time is one-second per second.
> * Is it possible to be totally partial?
> * What's another word for thesaurus?
> * Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
> * If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
> * Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a
> man who can't get his pants off.
> * It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
> * Is it my imagination, or do Buffalo wings taste like chicken?
> *Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are.
> You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and
> should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
>

SouthernMoss · 03-07-2006, 10:02 PM

muley · 03-07-2006, 10:16 PM

inplanotx · 03-08-2006, 11:29 AM

Marlin · 03-08-2006, 11:56 AM

03-07-2006, 09:16 PM	#1
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Musings May be a repeat, but interesting. Subject: Musings > > * I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed > it. > * I had amnesia once -- or twice. > * I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? > * Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. > * All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. > * If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle. > * What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? > * They told me I was gullible .. and I believed them. > * Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he > grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway. > * Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. > * Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. > What if there were no hypothetical questions? > The shampoo promised me extra body and I gained three pounds. > One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. > When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look > like a 20-penny nail. > A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. > What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? Hmmmm? > * My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies. > * I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. > * The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. > * How can there be self-help "groups"? > * Is there another word for synonym? > * Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? > * The speed of time is one-second per second. > * Is it possible to be totally partial? > * What's another word for thesaurus? > * Is Marx's tomb a communist plot? > * If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? > * Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a > man who can't get his pants off. > * It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one. > * Is it my imagination, or do Buffalo wings taste like chicken? > *Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are. > You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and > should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. > __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work. -->

03-07-2006, 10:02 PM	#2
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: Musings __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

03-07-2006, 10:16 PM	#3
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03-08-2006, 11:56 AM	#5
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