Ranchgate! - The Firearms Forum

mrkirker · 02-09-2010, 02:18 PM

Most of us have to drive through ranch gates, either while hunting or at work, at some point in our lives. Looks as though this fellow was moving a bit fast, and didn't notice how the gate ahead had partially closed.
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pinecone70 · 02-09-2010, 02:25 PM

Whoops!

JohnBrainard · 02-09-2010, 02:33 PM

That looks like it could have been painful!

And, when I saw the title to this thread, I thought it was another scandal!

tcox4freedom · 02-09-2010, 02:34 PM

I'm surprised I don't see some kind of stains on that seat.

runswithscissors · 02-09-2010, 02:37 PM

Oh my gosh! I hope the driver was very thin and nimble!

bcj1755 · 02-09-2010, 02:43 PM

Um....ouch!

Insulation Tim · 02-09-2010, 02:43 PM

That should have gotten someone's attention in a real hurry.

dbrodin · 02-09-2010, 03:00 PM

If that was a guy, I bet he now talks in a high squeaky voice!

Dale

Helix_FR · 02-09-2010, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnBrainard

And, when I saw the title to this thread, I thought it was another scandal!

OK good it wasn't just me thinking that.

Helix_FR · 02-09-2010, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by tcox4freedom

I'm surprised I don't see some kind of stains on that seat.

I think the stains are in the seat of his pants now.

Lee C. · 02-09-2010, 03:40 PM

That would sure make your day wouldn't it.

flannelman · 02-09-2010, 06:11 PM

Holy Cats Batman!!

navis128 · 02-09-2010, 06:49 PM

Hmmm...are you a tow truck driver?

How'd you get such gooood pics? Your truck maybe

hkruss · 02-09-2010, 07:01 PM

The funny thing is, his friends will NEVER let him live this one down!

Probably his top "dumbest thing I ever did".

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Terry_P · 02-09-2010, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by runswithscissors

Oh my gosh! I hope the driver was very thin and nimble!

He likely is a lot thinner now as to nimble, not so much.

Oh the poor chevy truck. I wonder what those toggle switches are on the dash? Ejection levers I hope.

JohnBrainard · 02-09-2010, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Helix_FR

I think the stains are in the seat of his pants now.

I'm going to guess he stopped at Walmart on the way home to pick up a fresh package of underwear.

artabr · 02-09-2010, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Helix_FR

OK good it wasn't just me thinking that.

Nan, it wasn't just you.

I've gotten "high centered" crossing a fence before, but this takes it to a whole nother level.

Art

Just One Shot · 02-10-2010, 08:43 AM

The thing is, he probably saw it but thought his fancy brush gaurd would just nudge it out of the way.

sniperassist · 02-10-2010, 11:34 AM

That is no way to get a vasectomy........

ARB · 02-10-2010, 11:38 AM

I don't see the problem. Just back off, and keep going.

Trouble 45-70 · 02-10-2010, 02:20 PM

Looks like a whole lot of radios.

No pictures but had a friend while we were working in the oil fields of S. Texas that while traveling down board roads crossed a railroad track and when he came down on the other side had a plank, mostly 2x10s come through the floor board and nearly impaled him. It missed his leg but bruised it and the plank went under his elbow and out the back of the seat. He said, "The car stopped real sudden like." I bet it did, he had a lead foot. Before seat belts and air bags.

mrkirker · 02-10-2010, 03:48 PM

I don't know about you guys, but I'd be checking on 'Mr. Wiggles and his friends"!

pinecone70 · 02-10-2010, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mrkirker

I don't know about you guys, but I'd be checking on 'Mr. Wiggles and his friends"!

Mister!!!

mrkirker · 02-10-2010, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by pinecone70

Mister!!!

Oops! Its the lack of sleep! Honest! That and TWD!

navis128 · 02-10-2010, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mrkirker

Oops! Its the lack of sleep! Honest! That and TWD!

Yeah...I'm sure that's it...what's TWD?

Oh, and I'm sure you know nothing about saloon talk...

02-09-2010, 02:18 PM	#1
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Trouble 45-70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NE Ar. W. of Black River Contributor Posts: 2,703	Re: Ranchgate! Looks like a whole lot of radios. No pictures but had a friend while we were working in the oil fields of S. Texas that while traveling down board roads crossed a railroad track and when he came down on the other side had a plank, mostly 2x10s come through the floor board and nearly impaled him. It missed his leg but bruised it and the plank went under his elbow and out the back of the seat. He said, "The car stopped real sudden like." I bet it did, he had a lead foot. Before seat belts and air bags. __________________ Psalm 12 verse 8: The wicked walk on every side when the vilest men are exalted.

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mrkirker Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,067	Re: Ranchgate! I don't know about you guys, but I'd be checking on 'Mr. Wiggles and his friends"! __________________ *I don't know if dogs have a heaven, but there will be dogs in mine.*