Fixing a problem - The Firearms Forum

358 winchester · 04-13-2006, 06:52 AM

Federal Aviation Administration

Our airline industry is in real trouble, and it's time to start fixing

this before it's too late. To that end, here are some modest

suggestions:

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!

What the hell -- the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking.

They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party

atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual

businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see

naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need

a salary, thus saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be so

good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back

20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked

women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline

industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win

situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a

liability into an asset.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do

everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

Bruce FLinch · 04-13-2006, 11:17 PM

One of the few good ideas BJ Bill had!

southernshooter · 04-16-2006, 12:18 AM

I know I'd fly

inplanotx · 04-17-2006, 03:05 PM

Deputy Dawg · 04-17-2006, 04:13 PM

Marlin · 04-17-2006, 08:31 PM

Great idea!!!!!!!

04-13-2006, 06:52 AM	#1
358 winchester TFF Admin Staff Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pensacola Fl. area Posts: 7,335	Fixing a problem Federal Aviation Administration Our airline industry is in real trouble, and it's time to start fixing this before it's too late. To that end, here are some modest suggestions: Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services." Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? Sincerely, Bill Clinton __________________ Administrator & Owner RangeDay.com Proud, White, Heterosexual, Gun Owning, Southern American, Christian. Any question about where I stand? -->

04-13-2006, 11:17 PM	#2
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Fixing a problem One of the few good ideas BJ Bill had! __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.

04-16-2006, 12:18 AM	#3
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: Fixing a problem I know I'd fly __________________ Only you can see this

04-17-2006, 03:05 PM	#4
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Fixing a problem __________________

04-17-2006, 04:13 PM	#5
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,234	Re: Fixing a problem __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!

04-17-2006, 08:31 PM	#6
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: Fixing a problem Great idea!!!!!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*