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fedupdon · 07-21-2009, 10:23 AM

anti terrorists efforts

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DON'T FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY!

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked.. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America!

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.

artabr · 07-21-2009, 11:06 AM

Sounds like a plan to me.

Art

Charlie the sniper · 07-21-2009, 04:52 PM

If I saw may next door neighbors wife naked, I would commit suicide

FTK87 · 07-21-2009, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Charlie the sniper

If I saw may next door neighbors wife naked, I would commit suicide

HES NOT ONE OF US GET HIM!!!

J/k I know the feeling!

artabr · 07-21-2009, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Charlie the sniper

If I saw may next door neighbors wife naked, I would commit suicide

It would depend on what side of the house I was on. One is in her 80's.
The lady on the other side is pretty attractive, in her 30's, and I'm still trying to figuer out how she can possibly stand upright without falling face first due to being so top heavy. They can't be real.

P.S. They have 2 Vets and she is always washing them.

< this is me.

Art

kutaho · 07-22-2009, 12:38 AM

Did i ever mention my wife's love for a Louisville slugger

I could drink the beer, but i couldn't watch. Go figure

i'm just glade my peevee handle is to heavy for her

Big ugly · 07-22-2009, 12:43 AM

Same here, My wife would clobber me with that damn purse of hers, as most will recall the damage she done to that poor mexican critter at walmart.

bcj1755 · 07-22-2009, 09:03 AM

Not a bad idea, the only problem is that in my neighborhood, a good portion of the females are dopers

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww *shudders* Although there is one woman that just moved in around here that looks pretty good

carver · 07-22-2009, 09:27 AM

Where I live there are no neighbors close enough, and no blocks to walk around. I guess I'll have to make a run to Dallas for a visit. I might get away with this if my wife doesn't find out about it! Since I'm a recovering alcoholic will near beer, and a BBQ pork sandwich work?

bcj1755 · 07-22-2009, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by carver

Where I live there are no neighbors close enough, and no blocks to walk around. I guess I'll have to make a run to Dallas for a visit. I might get away with this if my wife doesn't find out about it! Since I'm a recovering alcoholic will near beer, and a BBQ pork sandwich work?

I think the BBQ pork sandwich is a great idea

Lotsdragon · 07-22-2009, 07:47 PM

Would a cold five pack be alright?

07-21-2009, 10:23 AM	#1
fedupdon V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 307	anti terrorists efforts anti terrorists efforts -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DON'T FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY! Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked.. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America! It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat. -->

07-21-2009, 11:06 AM	#2
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: anti terrorists efforts Sounds like a plan to me. Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!

07-21-2009, 04:52 PM	#3
Charlie the sniper Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: England, thats the USN aircraft carrier near europe. Posts: 751	Re: anti terrorists efforts If I saw may next door neighbors wife naked, I would commit suicide __________________ Never Forget, the price paid for Freedom.

07-22-2009, 12:38 AM	#6
kutaho Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Peoples Republic of the Pacific Northwest Posts: 1,852	Re: anti terrorists efforts Did i ever mention my wife's love for a Louisville slugger I could drink the beer, but i couldn't watch. Go figure i'm just glade my peevee handle is to heavy for her __________________ No man stands in the same river twice If all else fails grab a rock Mi Taku oyasin Last edited by kutaho; 07-22-2009 at 12:41 AM..

07-22-2009, 12:43 AM	#7
Big ugly Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Knoxville Tennessee Contributor Posts: 2,603	Re: anti terrorists efforts Same here, My wife would clobber me with that damn purse of hers, as most will recall the damage she done to that poor mexican critter at walmart. __________________ "You say the Devil made do it with a smile. Raisin' hell and howlin at the moon. Well I'm gonna put your @$$ back in line. I'm gonna scare the Devil out of you." BlackBerry Smoke Song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R513dA4peMg Nothing is "proof" against a truly talented fool. Swanshot

07-22-2009, 09:03 AM	#8
bcj1755 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: A wretched hive of scum and villiany Posts: 4,357	Re: anti terrorists efforts Not a bad idea, the only problem is that in my neighborhood, a good portion of the females are dopers Eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww shudders Although there is one woman that just moved in around here that looks pretty good __________________ History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever. Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges - Cicero If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen. - Samuel Adams

07-22-2009, 09:27 AM	#9
carver TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of East Texas, just west of Shreveport, LA Contributor Posts: 11,541	Re: anti terrorists efforts Where I live there are no neighbors close enough, and no blocks to walk around. I guess I'll have to make a run to Dallas for a visit. I might get away with this if my wife doesn't find out about it! Since I'm a recovering alcoholic will near beer, and a BBQ pork sandwich work? __________________ Y'all be safe now, ya hear! Lamentations Chapter 5: 1. Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2. Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3. We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. 5. Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. 16. The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! 21. Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old.

07-22-2009, 07:47 PM	#11
Lotsdragon Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Potosi, Mo Posts: 813	Re: anti terrorists efforts Would a cold five pack be alright? __________________ "First comes smiles,then lies.Last is gunfire" Roland Deschain