This kid comes home and tells his parents
that he'd had sex with his teacher. His mom went ballistic and his dad gave him a thumbs up and the next day, bought him a bicycle. He said, "son, not many kids have sex with the teacher at your age so here's a new bike."
The kid pushes it around for a while and the dad says. "Go ahead and get on it and ride."
The kid says, "I will dad but right now my ass is still too sore."