A man walks into a bar...
A man walks into a bar. As he passes the cigarette machine, he hears it say, "You smell bad and you are ugly."
Then he hears a voice apparently coming from a nearby plate of peanuts. "You really are a very handsome young man," the nuts claim.
The man turns to the bartender and asks for an explanation. The bartender replies, "The cigarette machine is out of order and the nuts are complimentary."
Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone....