Typical Female Logic...
A daughter broke-up with her boyfriend. She asked for her Mother's advice about returning the gifts he'd given her.
Without a pause, her Mother replied, "Send back the stuffed animals and letters, but keep the jewelry for sentimental reasons."
Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone....