A guy from Chicago... - The Firearms Forum

glocknut · 06-13-2009, 12:35 AM

A wicked Chicago man died and went to the place all wicked people go. The Devil decided to shove him in a room and cranked the heat and humidity up. The man smiled. When the Evil One asked why the man was smiling he said, "Just like Chicago in Spring."

So the Most Evil One cranked up the heat and humidity more. The man removed his coat, smiled, and said, "Just like Chicago in Summer."

This time the Destroyer of Beauty cranked the heat and humidity to maximum. The man removed his shirt and tie and said, "Just like Chicago in August."

The Devil then got an idea. He shut off the heat and turned on the air conditioning. The room froze in seconds. Ice was everywhere. Polar bears hid in dens because it was so cold. Satan, confident he had finally won, peaked in the man's room only to find the man cheering and partying frantically...

"The Cubs won the World Series! The Cubs won the World Series!"

kutaho · 06-13-2009, 11:51 AM

The punch line took me a second or two. LOL

06-13-2009, 12:35 AM	#1
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	A guy from Chicago... A wicked Chicago man died and went to the place all wicked people go. The Devil decided to shove him in a room and cranked the heat and humidity up. The man smiled. When the Evil One asked why the man was smiling he said, "Just like Chicago in Spring." So the Most Evil One cranked up the heat and humidity more. The man removed his coat, smiled, and said, "Just like Chicago in Summer." This time the Destroyer of Beauty cranked the heat and humidity to maximum. The man removed his shirt and tie and said, "Just like Chicago in August." The Devil then got an idea. He shut off the heat and turned on the air conditioning. The room froze in seconds. Ice was everywhere. Polar bears hid in dens because it was so cold. Satan, confident he had finally won, peaked in the man's room only to find the man cheering and partying frantically... "The Cubs won the World Series! The Cubs won the World Series!" __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone.... -->

06-13-2009, 11:51 AM	#2
kutaho Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Peoples Republic of the Pacific Northwest Posts: 1,852	Re: A guy from Chicago... The punch line took me a second or two. LOL __________________ No man stands in the same river twice If all else fails grab a rock Mi Taku oyasin