i'm too old - The Firearms Forum

22WRF · 02-16-2006, 08:43 PM

An 'older gentleman' was out fishing in his boat one day when he heard a
voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around but couldn't see any one. He thought
he had just imagined it, when he heard the voice again. "Pick me up."

He looked in the water and there floating on the top was a frog. The man
said, "Excuse me? Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me. I'll
turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen and I'll give you more
pleasure than you've ever dreamed of."

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up
carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

The frog said, "What, are you crazy? Didn't you hear what I said? I said
kiss me and I will give you days and nights of pleasure like you've never had in
your life!"

The man looked down into his pocket at the frog and said, "Nah. At my age,
I'd rather have a talking frog."

flopshot · 02-16-2006, 09:33 PM

nice to know i'm not the only one. just seems less complicated to have a talking frog.

inplanotx · 02-17-2006, 08:40 AM

Marlin · 02-17-2006, 09:19 AM

02-16-2006, 08:43 PM	#1
22WRF Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Pea Ridge, FL Contributor Posts: 4,254	i'm too old An 'older gentleman' was out fishing in his boat one day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around but couldn't see any one. He thought he had just imagined it, when he heard the voice again. "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there floating on the top was a frog. The man said, "Excuse me? Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me. I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen and I'll give you more pleasure than you've ever dreamed of." The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket. The frog said, "What, are you crazy? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will give you days and nights of pleasure like you've never had in your life!" The man looked down into his pocket at the frog and said, "Nah. At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog." __________________ NRA GOA CCRKBA Happiness is a warm barrel --> Last edited by 22WRF; 02-16-2006 at 08:44 PM..

02-16-2006, 09:33 PM	#2
flopshot V.I.P. Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: North Carolina Posts: 294	Re: i'm too old nice to know i'm not the only one. just seems less complicated to have a talking frog. __________________ take a kid shooting... they are the next vote

02-17-2006, 08:40 AM	#3
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: i'm too old __________________

02-17-2006, 09:19 AM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: i'm too old . Attached Images __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*