Cowpoke and Genie - The Firearms Forum

Marlin · 04-13-2006, 01:36 PM

I stole this from MC. Mudge posted it and I thought y' all would like it.

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The Cowboy and the Genie

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains
without water.

His horse has already died of thirst.

He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath - when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand
several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case.

He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie.

She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray dress.

There's a calculator in her hand and she has a pencil tucked behind one ear.

"Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three
wishes."

"I'm not falling for this", said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust an IRS genie."

She smiled and said, "What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"

The cowboy! thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right.

He said, "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen.
He's surrounded with all the beer he could possibly drink and enough food for 10 people.

The genie said, "OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."

"My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself seated atop a mountain of cash.

The genie said, "OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better
make it a good one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."

***POOF***

He's turned into a tampon.

The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's
going to be a string attached.

Mudge the needed

southernshooter · 04-13-2006, 09:39 PM

Good thing he didn't want to be popular. He'd be Hilary Clinton
POPULAR HATED IT'S ALL THE SAME

Bruce FLinch · 04-13-2006, 11:15 PM

Damn, 3 wishes & he still messed up

SouthernMoss · 04-14-2006, 08:34 AM

Quote:

She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray dress.

I've met that woman!!!

04-13-2006, 01:36 PM	#1
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Cowpoke and Genie I stole this from MC. Mudge posted it and I thought y' all would like it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Cowboy and the Genie A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath - when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her hand and she has a pencil tucked behind one ear. "Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three wishes." "I'm not falling for this", said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust an IRS genie." She smiled and said, "What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!" The cowboy! thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. He said, "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink." *POOF* The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. He's surrounded with all the beer he could possibly drink and enough food for 10 people. The genie said, "OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish." "My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams." *POOF* The cowboy finds himself seated atop a mountain of cash. The genie said, "OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!" After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me." *POOF* He's turned into a tampon. The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached. Mudge the needed __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.* -->

04-13-2006, 09:39 PM	#2
southernshooter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Deep South Mississippi Posts: 5,943	Re: Cowpoke and Genie Good thing he didn't want to be popular. He'd be Hilary Clinton POPULAR HATED IT'S ALL THE SAME __________________ Only you can see this

04-13-2006, 11:15 PM	#3
Bruce FLinch Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point Posts: 5,016	Re: Cowpoke and Genie Damn, 3 wishes & he still messed up __________________ A bad day @ the Range, is better than a good day @ work.