Women in Combat, eh II

TShooters
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Take all American women who are within five years of menopause -
train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas
masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned tuna
drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of Afghanistan, and
let us do what comes naturally.

Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard
stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make
even armed men in turbans tremble.

We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or die to protect them
and their future. There are times when most of us would like to get away
from our husbands, if they haven't left already. And for those of us who
are single, the prospect of finding a good man with whom to share life is
about as likely as being struck by lightning. We have nothing to lose.

We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate
diet, and the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never lost
a pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of
Afghanistan with no food at all!

We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars,
hardware stores, or sporting events . . . finding bin Laden in some cave will
be no problem.

Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government?
Oh, please ... we've planned the seating arrangements for in-laws and
extended families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ... we understand tribal
warfare.

Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick there
is for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money sources.
We know how to find that money and we know how to seize it ... with or
without the government's help!

Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror
as we crawl like ants with hot-flashes over their godforsaken terrain.

nighthawk
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(10/25/01 4:48:09 pm)
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I'm all for ya, Sharon,,,if ya don't mind, I'll stay here and "keep the home fires burning",,,lol

go get'em, Gals!!!!!!!


Stan H ,, nighthawk

btw, you remind me of that bumper sticker I saw the other day: I'm out of estrogen
AND,
I've got a gun!

Edited by: nighthawk at: 10/25/01 5:50:02 pm

TShooters
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, Stan H.

My bumper sticker "used" to say..

I have PMS and a gun....any questions??

Sharon

hope6970
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Very good Sharon, had a good laugh. I can imagine what those young military ladies over there would think of us old women as we all go falling into formation ready to go. lol

Hope

Winter11
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LOL - that was awesome!!

And when all the men have their mouths dropped to the floor because of your strength and determination, and the fact that your face is showing, you can take full advantage of it and, well, do what ya have ta do!!


Great Post - funny!!



Always Faithful

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Hehe! A very persuasive argument by the author and I have to agree with the Hawk...go get em girls!