A guy joins a nudist colony.... - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 05-01-2006, 01:01 PM

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.

A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man
immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call For me?"

The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"

She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if You get an erection, it implies you called for me."

Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming
pool, lies down on a Towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

The man continues to explore the colony's facilities.
He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.

Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the
steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.

"No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.

"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule
that if you fart, it implies that you called for me."

The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the Smiling, naked receptionist,

"May I help you?" she says.

The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you Can keep the $500 membership fee."

"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a
few hours. You haven't Had the chance to see all our facilities."

The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I
only get an erection once A month. I fart 15 times a day."

inplanotx · 05-01-2006, 01:14 PM

Gudun, GF,

Marlin · 05-01-2006, 02:01 PM

OH MY LAWD ! ! ! !

firebird · 05-01-2006, 05:01 PM

Why is it always a BLONDE???? Doesn't anybody like redheads?????

pickenup · 05-01-2006, 05:56 PM

southernshooter · 05-01-2006, 09:23 PM

corpis66 · 05-02-2006, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by firebird

Why is it always a BLONDE???? Doesn't anybody like redheads?????

...

OH YEAH!!!...married one!!

firebird · 05-02-2006, 08:51 AM

YEA!!!

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Originally Posted by corpis66

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OH YEAH!!!...married one!!

JohnK3 · 05-02-2006, 10:58 AM

I have *ALWAYS* had a thing for redheads.

While my wife of almost 13 years isn't a natural redhead, she does become one upon occasion! [grin]

firebird · 05-02-2006, 03:23 PM

LOL! Well, sounds like you have the best of both worlds! Unfortunately for me (well, more so for those around me!), I am 24/7!

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnK3

I have *ALWAYS* had a thing for redheads.

While my wife of almost 13 years isn't a natural redhead, she does become one upon occasion! [grin]

armedandsafe · 05-02-2006, 08:48 PM

Blondes are for fun. With a readhead, it gets real serious, real fast.

Pops

firebird · 05-02-2006, 09:01 PM

...sounds like you have personal experience...LOL!

Hehehe...yeah, I'll grant you that. But we like to have fun too!

Quote:

Originally Posted by armedandsafe

Blondes are for fun. With a readhead, it gets real serious, real fast.

Pops

Deputy Dawg · 05-02-2006, 09:39 PM

OUCH!!!!!!!!.

wolfgang2000 · 05-02-2006, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by firebird

Why is it always a BLONDE???? Doesn't anybody like redheads?????

I married one also!! When a goverment agency gives both parties of a marriage firearms, ammo, and training in said firearms and in hand to hand.......................

Well lets say it gives a whole new meaning to fidelity!

firebird · 05-03-2006, 06:33 AM

ROFLMAO!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolfgang2000

I married one also!! When a goverment agency gives both parties of a marriage firearms, ammo, and training in said firearms and in hand to hand.......................

Well lets say it gives a whole new meaning to fidelity!

Mesen · 05-03-2006, 03:09 PM

Heard that blondes are redheads with the fire f***** out of them. At least that's what my brothers said.

see ya
Bree

firebird · 05-03-2006, 03:22 PM

Hmm...that's interesting. I could f**k all day every day (wish I could actually) and NOBODY could EVER f**k the fire out of me!

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Originally Posted by Mesen

Heard that blondes are redheads with the fire f***** out of them. At least that's what my brothers said.

see ya
Bree

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Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	A guy joins a nudist colony.... A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call For me?" The man replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if You get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a Towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man. "No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer. "You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him. The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the Smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says. The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you Can keep the $500 membership fee." "But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't Had the chance to see all our facilities." The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once A month. I fart 15 times a day." __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

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