FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE. - The Firearms Forum

nffritos · 02-23-2010, 01:40 PM

FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE......
Out of all the blonde jokes, this has to be one of the best!

Football FINALLY makes sense..........

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

'Well, they flipped a
coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like....Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!!!!!!!!

Eddie N · 02-23-2010, 01:42 PM

dianalv · 02-23-2010, 01:51 PM

What? That's not what it's about?

Old Grump · 02-23-2010, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dianalv

What? That's not what it's about?

It isn't????

Nighthawk · 02-23-2010, 04:12 PM

yeah, it's only 25 cents. dummies

Popgunner · 03-02-2010, 10:30 AM

I just read this to my wife (Blonde) & she said "that's right, first quarter, second quarter..."

blackcat_attilio · 03-02-2010, 12:20 PM

Crpdeth · 03-02-2010, 12:40 PM

Too cute

Agentwil · 03-02-2010, 11:31 PM

My all time favorite blonde joke:
Why did God give blondes one more brain cell than horses?

So they don't **** in parades.

blackcat_attilio · 03-03-2010, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agentwil

My all time favorite blonde joke:
Why did God give blondes one more brain cell than horses?

So they don't **** in parades.

carver · 03-03-2010, 08:43 AM

A blond is out walking along the bank of a river. After a short while she hears some one shouting. She looks across the river and see's another blond across the river shouting and waving to her. The first blond shouts back, and waves. The second blond shouts across the river to the first, and asks "How do I get to the other side of the river"? After a moments thought the first blond shouts back, "You are already on the other side"!

02-23-2010, 01:40 PM	#1
nffritos V.I.P. Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: reno Contributor Posts: 323	FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE. FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE...... Out of all the blonde jokes, this has to be one of the best! Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. 'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.' Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?' 'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like....Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!!!!!!!! -->

02-23-2010, 01:42 PM	#2
Eddie N Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Colorado Contributor Posts: 1,192	Re: FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE.

02-23-2010, 01:51 PM	#3
dianalv Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 1,160	Re: FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE. What? That's not what it's about?

02-23-2010, 04:12 PM	#5
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE. yeah, it's only 25 cents. dummies __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

03-02-2010, 10:30 AM	#6
Popgunner Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Contributor Posts: 1,764	Re: FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE. I just read this to my wife (Blonde) & she said "that's right, first quarter, second quarter..."

03-02-2010, 12:20 PM	#7
blackcat_attilio Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Northern Italy Posts: 515	Re: FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE. __________________ The secret to successfully hunting bear is to have a companion with you that you can outrun...!

03-02-2010, 12:40 PM	#8
Crpdeth Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Location: Location Contributor Posts: 8,247	Re: FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE. Too cute __________________ Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there. ~Eric Hoffer

03-02-2010, 11:31 PM	#9
Agentwil V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 264	Re: FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE. My all time favorite blonde joke: Why did God give blondes one more brain cell than horses? So they don't **** in parades.

03-03-2010, 08:43 AM	#11
carver TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of East Texas, just west of Shreveport, LA Contributor Posts: 11,542	Re: FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE. A blond is out walking along the bank of a river. After a short while she hears some one shouting. She looks across the river and see's another blond across the river shouting and waving to her. The first blond shouts back, and waves. The second blond shouts across the river to the first, and asks "How do I get to the other side of the river"? After a moments thought the first blond shouts back, "You are already on the other side"! __________________ Y'all be safe now, ya hear! Lamentations Chapter 5: 1. Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2. Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3. We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. 5. Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. 16. The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! 21. Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old.