Harvey and Gladys - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 03-01-2006, 11:14 AM

Harvey and Gladys are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing in front
of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself.?

"You know, Harvey,"she comments.
"I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient creature.
My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag so much that they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped balloons, and...my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenberg!"

She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just one
positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."!

Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, "Well..there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."!

He never heard the shot .

inplanotx · 03-01-2006, 11:34 AM

Marlin · 03-01-2006, 11:49 AM

Thats so B A D ! ! !

SouthernMoss · 03-01-2006, 11:53 AM

Marlin T · 03-01-2006, 09:57 PM

HAAAA

03-01-2006, 11:14 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Harvey and Gladys Harvey and Gladys are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself.? "You know, Harvey,"she comments. "I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag so much that they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped balloons, and...my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenberg!" She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."! Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well..there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."! He never heard the shot . __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

03-01-2006, 11:34 AM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Harvey and Gladys __________________

03-01-2006, 11:49 AM	#3
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Harvey and Gladys Thats so B A D ! ! ! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

03-01-2006, 11:53 AM	#4
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: Harvey and Gladys __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

03-01-2006, 09:57 PM	#5
Marlin T Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Mexico Posts: 7,857	Re: Harvey and Gladys HAAAA Attached Images __________________ "But the simple truth--born of experience--is that tyranny thrives best where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people." Judge Alex Kozinski - United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government. - Thomas Paine Did you read todays GOOD shooting? >>>KEEPANDBEARARMS.COM <<<