Watch out for Joe..... - The Firearms Forum

muley · 02-21-2006, 02:19 PM

Dorothy and Edna two "senior" widows, are talking at the local coffee
shop.

Dorothy: "That nice Joe asked me out for a date . . . I know that you
went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him
before I give him my answer."

Edna: "Well . . I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment
punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and
he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and
what's there but a luxury car . . a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and
all.
Then he takes me out for dinner. . a marvelous dinner - lobster,
champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show . . .
let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died
from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns
into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress
and has his way with me.... two times!"

Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! . . so you are t elling me I shouldn't go
out with him?"

Edna: "No, no, no . I'm just saying, wear an old dress."

inplanotx · 02-21-2006, 03:41 PM

Deputy Dawg · 02-21-2006, 04:20 PM

Gunfyter · 02-22-2006, 01:15 PM

pickenup · 02-22-2006, 08:23 PM

Laughed out loud at that one.

02-21-2006, 02:19 PM	#1
muley V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Far North Cal Posts: 276	Watch out for Joe..... Dorothy and Edna two "senior" widows, are talking at the local coffee shop. Dorothy: "That nice Joe asked me out for a date . . . I know that you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well . . I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car . . a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner. . a marvelous dinner - lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show . . . let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me.... two times!" Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! . . so you are t elling me I shouldn't go out with him?" Edna: "No, no, no . I'm just saying, wear an old dress." __________________ I love the smell of Hoppe's #9 in the morning. -->

02-21-2006, 03:41 PM	#2
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Re: Watch out for Joe..... __________________

02-21-2006, 04:20 PM	#3
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,229	Re: Watch out for Joe..... __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!

02-22-2006, 01:15 PM	#4
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Re: Watch out for Joe..... __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

02-22-2006, 08:23 PM	#5
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,838	Re: Watch out for Joe..... Laughed out loud at that one. __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine