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Old 02-24-2003, 11:28 AM   #1
warpig
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Default Horney Gynecologist

AGunguy
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(7/27/02 7:20:50 am)
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A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one
look at her, and all his professionalism went out the window. He
immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed, the doctor began
to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological
abnormalities." "That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle
her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," the woman said,
"you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "Correct," replied the
shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual
intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes,"
she said. "You're getting herpes, which is why I came here in the first
place."



Smokin Guns
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(7/27/02 7:45:16 am)
Reply | Edit | Del Very Good!!!
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That was great..!

Different name
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Hmmmm....Gettin "herpes" what?
Charlie D
I guess there is no terror in the experience,
only the anticipation of it.....

Edited by: Different name at: 7/28/02 3:20:41 pm

hotload
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(7/28/02 10:12:26 pm)
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I'm just glad to see I'm not the only one with that kind of Luck.
By the way, if all of you dont mind, dont use anymore big words. Big words throw me for a loop, just say elephant, elephants are big I'll know what you are talking about.

warpig883
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(7/30/02 4:15:18 pm)
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fer cryin out loud hotload what if we are actually talking about elepahants. Then wot werd dew eye youse?


bullelk
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(7/31/02 8:05:17 pm)
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warpig, this?

Elepahantituses!! ElepWhat!!??

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