Whats that smell...? - The Firearms Forum

Smokin Guns · 04-08-2003, 08:17 PM

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce! Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, " Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce! About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, farts, then says, "Broccoli...............49 cents a pound."

Ooh! Ooh! that smell!...Can't you smell that smell...!...The smell of "Broccoli" surrounds you...

ibtrukn · 04-09-2003, 09:12 AM

SG thas funny

04-09-2003, 10:59 AM

Yes Smokin as the wife would say, "Thats cute." Lol!

04-08-2003, 08:17 PM	#1
Smokin Guns Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: "Gun Culture Members Clubhouse"... Posts: 4,463	Whats that smell...? An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce! Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, " Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce! About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, farts, then says, "Broccoli...............49 cents a pound." Ooh! Ooh! that smell!...Can't you smell that smell...!...The smell of "Broccoli" surrounds you... __________________ -->

04-09-2003, 09:12 AM	#2
ibtrukn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: central N.J. Posts: 4,335	SG thas funny

04-09-2003, 10:59 AM	#3
cointoss2 Adnanced Senior Member Posts: n/a	Yes Smokin as the wife would say, "Thats cute." Lol!