met an older woman at a bar last night.
She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and shot the **** a bit, and then, right out of the blue, she asked me if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter 3-some?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, and then she says: "...well sport, tonight is your lucky night."
We went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom you still awake?"
Be who you are & say what you will,
Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter.
I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.