My daddy is a dancer - The Firearms Forum

berto64 · 03-04-2007, 10:55 AM

My Daddy Is A Dancer

One day a fourth grade teacher asked her students what their fathers did
for a living. All the typical answers came up, fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father he replied, "My father's an exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret. He takes off all his clothes in front of other
men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really
good, he will go home with one of customers and stay all night for money."

The teacher was obviously shaken by this statement, so she hurriedly set
the other kids to work on some exercises. Then she took little Justin aside and
asked him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No" Justin said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee helping
Hillary Clinton run to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to
say that in front of the other kids."

Pistolenschutze · 03-04-2007, 11:01 AM

Being a pimp in a cheap "house of ill repute" would be prefereable to working for the Hillary campaign!

Nighthawk · 03-04-2007, 02:46 PM

pickenup · 03-04-2007, 05:33 PM

Smart kid.

Marlin · 03-04-2007, 05:47 PM

You're not just "Whistlin' Dixie", Pistol !!!!!!!!

03-04-2007, 10:55 AM	#1
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,388	My daddy is a dancer My Daddy Is A Dancer One day a fourth grade teacher asked her students what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up, fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret. He takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with one of customers and stay all night for money." The teacher was obviously shaken by this statement, so she hurriedly set the other kids to work on some exercises. Then she took little Justin aside and asked him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No" Justin said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee helping Hillary Clinton run to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God. -->

03-04-2007, 11:01 AM	#2
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: My daddy is a dancer Being a pimp in a cheap "house of ill repute" would be prefereable to working for the Hillary campaign! __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)

03-04-2007, 02:46 PM	#3
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: My daddy is a dancer __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

03-04-2007, 05:33 PM	#4
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,838	Re: My daddy is a dancer Smart kid. __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

03-04-2007, 05:47 PM	#5
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: My daddy is a dancer You're not just "Whistlin' Dixie", Pistol !!!!!!!! Attached Images __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*