My daddy is a dancer
My Daddy Is A Dancer
One day a fourth grade teacher asked her students what their fathers did
for a living. All the typical answers came up, fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father he replied, "My father's an exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret. He takes off all his clothes in front of other
men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really
good, he will go home with one of customers and stay all night for money."
The teacher was obviously shaken by this statement, so she hurriedly set
the other kids to work on some exercises. Then she took little Justin aside and
asked him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No" Justin said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee helping
Hillary Clinton run to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to
say that in front of the other kids."
Be who you are & say what you will,
Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter.
I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.