Maybe Marlin has not heard this one?
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
' Yes, Nurse Tracy , ' said Mr. Wallace.
' My Private Part died today, and I am very sad. '
Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
She replied, ' Oh, I ' m so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences. '
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part
Hanging out of his pajamas.
He met Nurse Tracy. ' Mr. Wallace, ' she said,
'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas. '
' But, Nurse Tracy I can't, ' replied Mr. Wallace.
'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.
' Yes, ' said Nurse Tracy, ' you did tell me that,
But why is it hanging out of your pajamas? '
(You've gotta love this .)
' Well, ' he replied, ' Today is the viewing. '
Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone....