More alphabet gov. agencies.
150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private
> investigator - Alan Pinkerton for protection. That was the beginning of
> the Secret Service.
> Since that time, the federal government has produced a large number of
> multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.
> Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service".
> Can't you see them now, these 'highly trained' men and women in their
> outfits with jackets saying across their backs: F.A.T.A.S.S.
> The FATASSs are of course supervised by a special section of Home Land
> Security known as: Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics
> Section or the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S.
Be who you are & say what you will,
Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter.
I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.