So Farrah Fawcett approaches the Pearly Gates yesterday and Saint Peter
says, "Farrah, you have been such an icon to so many people and a
champion of the cancer struggle in raising awareness for the people of the world.
You gave a great fight and we are so grateful to have you and because of
this I want to grant you a wish before you enter the Pearly Gates. You can wish
for anything you want" She thinks for a second and then says,
"I want all the children of the world to be safe."
10 minutes later Michael Jackson shows up...
Be who you are & say what you will,
Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter.
I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.