Where do redhaired babies come from? - The Firearms Forum

berto64 · 10-15-2006, 12:06 AM

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."

"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."

"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations."

Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this, How often do you have sex?"

The man seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months."

"Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently. "It's rust."

Marlin · 10-15-2006, 06:41 AM

Not bad, Berto. I like that one!!!!!!!!!

However, when I was growing up I was always told that there had to be an Irishman somewhere back there......

firebird · 10-15-2006, 02:35 PM

HEY NOW!!!!!!!!! I'm a redhead and PROUD of it baby! Gotta love the Irish! We're...

Pistolenschutze · 10-15-2006, 03:37 PM

Hmmmm, I wonder if that characteristic derives from the red hair or that wonderful whiskey the Irish make?

firebird · 10-15-2006, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Pistolenschutze

Hmmmm, I wonder if that characteristic derives from the red hair or that wonderful whiskey the Irish make?

The magically delicious characteristic?? hehe...I'll leave that one alone except to say I'll let the lovers and/or past lovers of redheads answer that one...

berto64 · 10-17-2006, 01:05 AM

Definitely 'Magically Delicious'! Then they're hell to live with if they don't get their way.... But we have a great son outta the deal, still can't live with her tho.

firebird · 10-17-2006, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by berto64

Definitely 'Magically Delicious'! Then they're hell to live with if they don't get their way.... But we have a great son outta the deal, still can't live with her tho.

ROFL! Yep...sounds about right!

10-15-2006, 12:06 AM	#1
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,388	Where do redhaired babies come from? After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine." "Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool." "It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations." Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this, How often do you have sex?" The man seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months." "Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently. "It's rust." __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God. -->

10-15-2006, 06:41 AM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Where do redhaired babies come from? Not bad, Berto. I like that one!!!!!!!!! However, when I was growing up I was always told that there had to be an Irishman somewhere back there...... __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

10-15-2006, 02:35 PM	#3
firebird Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In the recesses of my little mind... Posts: 1,233	Re: Where do redhaired babies come from? HEY NOW!!!!!!!!! I'm a redhead and PROUD of it baby! Gotta love the Irish! We're... Attached Images __________________ ***************************** “Let them call me a rebel, and welcome; I feel no concern from it. For I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul.” ~Thomas Paine "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." ~Aristotle "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." ~Confucius Alis volat propiis ~ She flies with her own wings Rara avis

10-15-2006, 03:37 PM	#4
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: Where do redhaired babies come from? Hmmmm, I wonder if that characteristic derives from the red hair or that wonderful whiskey the Irish make? __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)

10-17-2006, 01:05 AM	#6
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,388	Re: Where do redhaired babies come from? Definitely 'Magically Delicious'! Then they're hell to live with if they don't get their way.... But we have a great son outta the deal, still can't live with her tho. __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.