Unsure where to put this - The Firearms Forum

killbuck · 12-29-2009, 02:31 PM

Don't know if this is true or not but I like it.
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One thing about blokes from Oz is that their hearts and humor are always in the right place!

T. B. Bechtel, a City councilor from Newcastle, Australia, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.

His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT:

'If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Australian, American or Canadian life, then I have only three things to say,'

'Red is positive,
Black is negative, and
Make sure his nuts are wet.'

petesusn · 12-29-2009, 03:47 PM

True or not, I like it.

Maximilian II · 12-29-2009, 04:02 PM

First laugh all day! Thanks!

Helix_FR · 12-29-2009, 04:17 PM

WOW, that'll make em think twice. 72 virgins are no fun when your junk is dust.

Lori Mick · 12-29-2009, 04:52 PM

LMAO!!!

Alpo · 12-29-2009, 05:19 PM

>will save just one Australian, American or Canadian life<

I don't believe it. Now, if it just said Australian, I might. I just can't see a pissed-off politician listing more than his own country.

Eddie N · 12-29-2009, 06:19 PM

Excellent!!

Nighthawk · 12-29-2009, 09:17 PM

colt · 01-02-2010, 06:34 AM

BUY THAT MAN A DRINK!!!!! The best I've heard.

bcj1755 · 01-02-2010, 09:57 AM

Zap! ZAP! ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EddieS1967 · 01-02-2010, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helix_FR

WOW, that'll make em think twice. 72 virgins are no fun when your junk is dust.

True, but just think of the humiliation this is going to save all the billy goats from

12-29-2009, 02:31 PM	#1
killbuck V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: WNY (In the Snow Belt) Posts: 328	Unsure where to put this Don't know if this is true or not but I like it. .................................................... One thing about blokes from Oz is that their hearts and humor are always in the right place! T. B. Bechtel, a City councilor from Newcastle, Australia, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience. HIS STATEMENT: 'If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Australian, American or Canadian life, then I have only three things to say,' 'Red is positive, Black is negative, and Make sure his nuts are wet.' -->

12-29-2009, 03:47 PM	#2
petesusn Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: San Joaquin Valley, Ca. Posts: 614	Re: Unsure where to put this True or not, I like it. __________________ Self Defense: A basic human right The 2nd Amendment, ratified in 1787, refers to the National Guard, which was created 130 years later, in 1917. A man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile...can respond with a great deal of pride and satisfaction, "I served in the U. S. Navy." John F. Kennedy VFW Life Member

12-29-2009, 04:02 PM	#3
Maximilian II Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Northwest GA Posts: 1,381	Re: Unsure where to put this First laugh all day! Thanks! __________________ Karma is just justice, without the satisfaction. And I don't believe in justice. -Joe Sarno, bagman.

12-29-2009, 04:17 PM	#4
Helix_FR TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imperial, MO Posts: 3,624	Re: Unsure where to put this WOW, that'll make em think twice. 72 virgins are no fun when your junk is dust.

12-29-2009, 04:52 PM	#5
Lori Mick Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Stuck in Upstate NY for a while Posts: 2,374	Re: Unsure where to put this LMAO!!! __________________ It's a Brand New Day! Make it an awesome one! "No one outside myself can rule me inwardly. Knowing this I become wholly free."

12-29-2009, 05:19 PM	#6
Alpo Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: NW Florida Posts: 8,662	Re: Unsure where to put this >will save just one Australian, American or Canadian life< I don't believe it. Now, if it just said Australian, I might. I just can't see a pissed-off politician listing more than his own country. __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy, and taste good with catsup - George of Lod, Year of Our Lord 297 I always take precautions. Beware the Evil Bullet Fairies.

12-29-2009, 06:19 PM	#7
Eddie N Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Colorado Contributor Posts: 1,192	Re: Unsure where to put this Excellent!!

12-29-2009, 09:17 PM	#8
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Unsure where to put this __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

01-02-2010, 06:34 AM	#9
colt V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Ky. Posts: 147	Re: Unsure where to put this BUY THAT MAN A DRINK!!!!! The best I've heard.

01-02-2010, 09:57 AM	#10
bcj1755 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: A wretched hive of scum and villiany Posts: 4,357	Re: Unsure where to put this Zap! ZAP! ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever. Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges - Cicero If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen. - Samuel Adams