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02-10-2007, 12:59 AM
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Montana half-wit
A man owned a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Wage & Hour Dept,
claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied the rancher, "There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night." "That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the agent. "That would be me," replied the rancher.
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02-10-2007, 06:09 AM
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02-10-2007, 07:51 AM
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02-10-2007, 10:30 AM
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02-10-2007, 10:43 AM
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02-10-2007, 03:43 PM
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02-10-2007, 04:59 PM
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Re: Montana half-wit
I always wonder if he was a full-wit, before he got the ranch?
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02-11-2007, 10:10 PM
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I always wonder if he was a full-wit, before he got the ranch
These days to want to become a farmer, you can't be a full-wit to start with. 
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02-20-2007, 08:41 AM
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