Its all in the name

ibtrukn
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(3/6/03 8:00:41 pm)
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> > A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he

> > >glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He

> > >soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and

behold,

> > >she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a

conversation,

> > >he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

> > >

> > >She turned, smiled and said, "Business. The Annual Sexual Education

> > >Convention in Chicago."

> > >

> > >He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen,

> > >sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex

education!

> > >Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your

> > >business role at this convention?"

> > >

> > >"Lecturer," she responded "I use my experience to debunk some of the

> > >popular myths about sexuality."

> > >

> > >"Really," he said. "What myths are those?"

> > >

> > >"Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American men

> > >are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American

> Indian

> > >who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is

that

> > >French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish

> > >descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all

> > >categories is the Southern Redneck."

> > >

> > >Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. I'm

> > >sorry." She said. "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I

> > >don't even know your name."

> > >

> > >"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me

Bubba."

> > >

> > >



SouthernMoss
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(3/6/03 11:32:26 pm)
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I always knew there was something about Bubba.........