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|01-29-2010, 12:00 PM||#1|
Join Date: Nov 2009
8:56 AM 1/29/2010
*Three Men on a Hike*
Three men were hiking through a forest when they
came upon a large raging, violent river Needing to
get to the other side, the first man prayed:
' God, please give me the
strength to cross the river.
God gave him big arms and strong legs and he
was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having
almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed
'God, please give me strength and the tools
to cross the river '
God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and
strong legs and he was able to row across in
about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men,
the third man prayed: 'God, please give me
the strength, the tools and the intelligence
to cross the river'
Poof! . He was turned into a woman.
She checked the map, hiked one hundred
yards upstream and walked across
|01-29-2010, 12:37 PM||#2|
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: wilkes county, nc
LOL. I've heard that one before but it was 3 Butter Bars and the last was turned into a Sergeant
"BIG MOMMA BRAVO"
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously do not know what the hell is going on
--"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crime." - Thomas Jefferson
|01-29-2010, 08:12 PM||#3|
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: South Central Texas
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