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Mesen · 12-03-2004, 11:01 AM

A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City. He told the saleslady "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size
36B."
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked? "What kind of bra?"
He repeated "A Baptist Bra" - She said to tell you that she wanted a Baptist Bra, and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember" said the saleslady. "We don't get as many
requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want
the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian
type."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the
differences?"
The lady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that information for a minute, and asked "So, what is the Baptist type for?"

They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills."

FYI
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, H and how the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

A} Almost Boobs...
B} Barely there.
C} Can't Complain!
D} Dang!
DD} Double dang!
E} Enormous!
F} Fake.
G} Get a Reduction.
H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up.

see ya
Bree

SouthernMoss · 12-03-2004, 11:51 AM

Good one, Bree!

Admin · 12-07-2004, 06:16 AM

Dang! LOL!!!!!!

Marlin · 12-07-2004, 08:30 AM

Sounds about right!!!!!!!

inplanotx · 12-07-2004, 08:31 AM

Dat's cute.

Salvage33 · 12-21-2004, 05:40 PM

Glad to get the explanation...makes perfect sense to me! LOL

John

berto64 · 02-06-2005, 07:39 PM

That solves the cup size mystery for me, and it sounds perfectly logical, doesn't it?

WELL! Doesn't IT!?!

12-03-2004, 11:01 AM	#1
Mesen Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: BFE,mo Posts: 1,229	For all you men who shop.... A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City. He told the saleslady "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B." With a quizzical look the saleslady asked? "What kind of bra?" He repeated "A Baptist Bra" - She said to tell you that she wanted a Baptist Bra, and that you would know what she wanted." "Ah, now I remember" said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type." Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?" The lady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright." He mused on that information for a minute, and asked "So, what is the Baptist type for?" They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills." FYI Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, H and how the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! A} Almost Boobs... B} Barely there. C} Can't Complain! D} Dang! DD} Double dang! E} Enormous! F} Fake. G} Get a Reduction. H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up. see ya Bree __________________ Leading the way for freedom, our veterans will not be forgotten! www.ladiesauxvfw.com -->

12-03-2004, 11:51 AM	#2
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: For all you men who shop.... Good one, Bree! __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

12-07-2004, 06:16 AM	#3
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12-07-2004, 08:30 AM	#4
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12-07-2004, 08:31 AM	#5
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12-21-2004, 05:40 PM	#6
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02-06-2005, 07:39 PM	#7
berto64 VMBB Admin Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Owyhee County, Idaho Contributor Posts: 7,385	Re: For all you men who shop.... That solves the cup size mystery for me, and it sounds perfectly logical, doesn't it? WELL! Doesn't IT!?! __________________ Be who you are & say what you will, Those that matter won't mind and those that mind don't matter. I'm a bitter clinger, One Nation Under God.