A love story... - The Firearms Forum

glocknut · 12-14-2006, 06:49 PM

THE LOVE STORY OF JIM AND EDNA
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have ... (keep reading)

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love, I concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
How soon can I go home?"

Nighthawk · 12-14-2006, 07:51 PM

southernshooter · 12-14-2006, 10:44 PM

Marlin · 12-15-2006, 09:10 AM

That's sssooooo bad - - -

but, FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

charagrin · 04-27-2007, 05:53 AM

HEHE, thats wrong but hilarious

12-14-2006, 06:49 PM	#1
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	A love story... THE LOVE STORY OF JIM AND EDNA Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have ... (keep reading) Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love, I concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry." How soon can I go home?" -->

12-14-2006, 07:51 PM	#2
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: A love story... __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

12-14-2006, 10:44 PM	#3
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12-15-2006, 09:10 AM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: A love story... That's sssooooo bad - - - but, FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

04-27-2007, 05:53 AM	#5
charagrin Former Guest Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 451	Re: A love story... HEHE, thats wrong but hilarious