New italian tire - The Firearms Forum

Tony22-250 · 05-10-2009, 02:23 PM

Have you guys heard about the new Italian tire? Dego through mud Dego through water Dego through snow but when Dego flat Dego waaaap waaaaap waaaap!!!

PS im Italian last name is Battista

Many more Italian jokes to come i get to hear them every family get together

Sasha88 · 05-10-2009, 02:33 PM

Years ago I worked for P&G in Baltimore ,most of the workers were of Polish background and everyday I went to work I was told a new Polock joke.

Trouble 45-70 · 05-10-2009, 03:12 PM

Love these old ethnic jokes from back in the days before political correctness went amuck. What does an Italian helicopter sound like? Guenea, guenea, guenea, wop, wop, wop.......There I go again, I'm a hater but we already established that.

ampaterry · 05-10-2009, 04:49 PM

Good one, Tony -
And OK since you ARE Italian!

One night at the steel mill when we were sitting around the lunch table, Bill came in and said "Hey, wait till you hear the GREAT new Polock joke I just heard!"

Swadinski, sitting at the table said "Hey, man, give me a BREAK! I am Polish!"

Bill replied "That's OK - I'll tell it real slow!"

armedandsafe · 05-10-2009, 05:00 PM

When I owned the computer firm in San Diego, many of my clients were lawyers and a couple were Judges. Some of the lawyer jokes I heard made even MY ears burn.

Pops

05-10-2009, 02:23 PM	#1
Tony22-250 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Snellville, GA Posts: 1,146	New italian tire Have you guys heard about the new Italian tire? Dego through mud Dego through water Dego through snow but when Dego flat Dego waaaap waaaaap waaaap!!! PS im Italian last name is Battista Many more Italian jokes to come i get to hear them every family get together __________________ Bullets change governments far surer than votes. The most powerful weapon you can buy isn't a .50 caliber. It's a Senate Seat.... "When injustice becomes law, then resistance becomes duty." Thomas Jefferson -->

05-10-2009, 02:33 PM	#2
Sasha88 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: 25411 Posts: 75	Re: New italian tire Years ago I worked for P&G in Baltimore ,most of the workers were of Polish background and everyday I went to work I was told a new Polock joke.

05-10-2009, 03:12 PM	#3
Trouble 45-70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NE Ar. W. of Black River Contributor Posts: 2,703	Re: New italian tire Love these old ethnic jokes from back in the days before political correctness went amuck. What does an Italian helicopter sound like? Guenea, guenea, guenea, wop, wop, wop.......There I go again, I'm a hater but we already established that.

05-10-2009, 04:49 PM	#4
ampaterry TFF Admin Staff Chaplain Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: West Tennessee Contributor Posts: 6,291	Re: New italian tire Good one, Tony - And OK since you ARE Italian! One night at the steel mill when we were sitting around the lunch table, Bill came in and said "Hey, wait till you hear the GREAT new Polock joke I just heard!" Swadinski, sitting at the table said "Hey, man, give me a BREAK! I am Polish!" Bill replied "That's OK - I'll tell it real slow!" __________________ A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders. Larry Elder

05-10-2009, 05:00 PM	#5
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	Re: New italian tire When I owned the computer firm in San Diego, many of my clients were lawyers and a couple were Judges. Some of the lawyer jokes I heard made even MY ears burn. Pops