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lead · 02-16-2006, 06:00 AM

A husband and wife had been arguing over the usual stuff while driving home one day. As usual, the husband wasn't giving his wife much credit for her opinion. This time she had enough.
He said, "Why is it you can be so beautiful, and so dumb?"
She said, "God made me beautiful so that you would be attracted to me. He made me dumb so that I would be attracted to you!"

Tracker · 02-16-2006, 07:10 AM

Now that's FUNNY

Marlin · 02-16-2006, 08:40 AM

scudrunner · 02-16-2006, 08:44 AM

I dont care who ya are that's funny!!

inplanotx · 02-16-2006, 08:47 AM

SouthernMoss · 02-16-2006, 10:21 AM

pickenup · 02-16-2006, 10:40 AM

I am not going to let the wife read this one.

Marlin T · 02-16-2006, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by pickenup

I am not going to let the wife read this one.

Deputy Dawg · 02-16-2006, 02:20 PM

02-16-2006, 06:00 AM	#1
lead Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,522	dumb and beautiful A husband and wife had been arguing over the usual stuff while driving home one day. As usual, the husband wasn't giving his wife much credit for her opinion. This time she had enough. He said, "Why is it you can be so beautiful, and so dumb?" She said, "God made me beautiful so that you would be attracted to me. He made me dumb so that I would be attracted to you!" __________________ The best things in life, are not things. -->

02-16-2006, 07:10 AM	#2
Tracker V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Lake County Ohio Posts: 202	Re: dumb and beautiful Now that's FUNNY __________________ "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." -- Ronald Reagan "We The People" "The Pro Gun Blog"

02-16-2006, 08:40 AM	#3
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: dumb and beautiful __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

02-16-2006, 08:44 AM	#4
scudrunner V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 252	Re: dumb and beautiful I dont care who ya are that's funny!! __________________ HAVE A NICE DAY, DAMMIT!! When seconds count the police are only minutes away! The Number 1 Rule Of Any Gunfight.....HAVE A GUN!!

02-16-2006, 08:47 AM	#5
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02-16-2006, 10:21 AM	#6
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: dumb and beautiful __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

02-16-2006, 10:40 AM	#7
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,837	Re: dumb and beautiful I am not going to let the wife read this one. __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

02-16-2006, 02:20 PM	#9
Deputy Dawg Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Central Texas Gulf Coast Posts: 2,229	Re: dumb and beautiful __________________ LOCK and LOAD................................... GOD, GUNS,GUTS the three that keep us FREE!!!!