Steel mill humor part three
One of the foreman got a brand new VW beetle, the first in the shop.
The guys helped him with his gas bills by adding just a BIT of gas to his tank every few days. The longer he drove the bug, the more he bragged about it. He was getting 40 MPG, He was getting 50 MPG! FANTASTIC machine!!
After a few months of this, the guys started taking some of that gas back. Just a bit, every few days.
He was LIVID.
He was at the dealer every fill-up, screaming about how he HAD gotten 50 miles to the gallon, and was now only getting 14!!
When they had taken back as much as they had previously added, they stopped, and his mileage settled down to the normal 30 for the bug.
I don't think he ever figured it out.
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